"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Its the stupid ones that breed

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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speed dawg

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I try and stay positive about things like this. I hope that the stupid ones like this make it easier for the smart ones like me.

But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
 

oneboy21

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I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
 

5string

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Danger said:
I confess,

I was winging for 5string the other night and he took her home. It's his child.
Touche Danger!

If I had an inbred female cat, I'd name it Snookie. :p
 

5string

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oneboy21 said:
I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
We did make a sex tape.

Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Burroughs

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speed dawg said:
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
I have writer friends who wanted to kill themselves after Snooki got her book deal (yeah its funny to think that little meatball got a book deal).
 

Nutz

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5string said:
We did make a sex tape.

Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel :D
Who is "we"?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dear Burroughs,
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!
 
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