The Mayans said 2012 will be the end right....need further proof 
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is-snooki-pregnant--rumors-swirl-on-the-web.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Its the stupid ones that breed
- Thread starter Burroughs
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I try and stay positive about things like this. I hope that the stupid ones like this make it easier for the smart ones like me.
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
But it's Snookie who is drowning herself in hundred dollar bills, not me. So who really is the sucker here?
oneboy21
Senior Don Juan
I thought she would be walking in the foot steps of Kardashian by making a sex tape to become popular!
5string
Master Don Juan
Touche Danger!Danger said:
If I had an inbred female cat, I'd name it Snookie.
5string
Master Don Juan
We did make a sex tape.oneboy21 said:
Danger has it. Wanted to watch it while he spanked his weasel
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
5string
Master Don Juan
:crackup:Danger said:
eeeeewwww!
Danger - 1
5string - zip
Was still a good tape though huh?
5string
Master Don Juan
Me n SnookieNutz said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear Burroughs,
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!
Your Headline says it all...We are breeding from the bottom end of the genetic pile....For the first time in recorded History,Evolution has been turned on its head,there is a genetic disadvantage in being intelligent!