"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Is this the definition of a "regular" woman?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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if that is regular I only deal with models.....
 

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...and the "Fat is Beautiful" propaganda continues regardless of the fact that men are naturally attracted to women who's bodies aren't ugly clumps of half-mixed dough.
 

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these articles are there to justify a lame lifestyle of over-eating and no exercise.
it is easier than to actually do something.
no integrity, no self respect, no respect for others. i won't fvck whales no matter how hard they try to shove them in my face.
the article was pathetic.
 

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Just another episode of "Women can have it all". Let's see if they're happy with their pool of potential dating/mating prospects. I think not. They've convinced themselves that it's a man's "fault" for not being attracted to fatness....as if he has any control over what biology hardwires into him about attraction.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Those are not "normal" women...those are fat overweight unhealthy women. I wonder what they are doing Saturday nights....wondering why all their friends have dates they are all sitting home alone eating ice cream. I love some of the comments and how some think these are beautiful women...blablabla. abe0
 

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Aggh! I feel like someone threw acid in my eyes!

The funny part is at the bottom where it says "Want more?". Um, no please.

I also like the comment from the poster asking "So where are all the overweight men?".
 

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You know, telling someone they have an average or regular IQ is an insult, because we all know that the average person is stupid, right? But being of average build and fitness (reality translation: disgustingly fat and weak) is a cause for celebration?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Yeah, those are real women...real fat women! Jeezy Creezy! The irony is that by looking at those photos before eating will cause you to loose your appetite.
 

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for women with children over 35 yes these are the regular bodies .
 

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you fellas are being close minded here.... they're all beautiful on the inside. there's just more of them to love. let's face it, those twiggy stretch-mark-less women are boring and shallow. a BBW can appreciate the finer things in life that you can never get with a twig, like pie eating contests and late night poutine runs. :cheer:
 

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Lord Hypnos said:
you fellas are being close minded here.... they're all beautiful on the inside. there's just more of them to love. let's face it, those twiggy stretch-mark-less women are boring and shallow. a BBW can appreciate the finer things in life that you can never get with a twig, like pie eating contests and late night poutine runs. :cheer:
yes, they are real models, we should ask DONUTELLO to paint them. he will sure need a LARGE canvas. he will need a lot of PI to create a good all a-ROUND picture.
 

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CrimsonPanther said:
yes, they are real models, we should ask DONUTELLO to paint them. he will sure need a LARGE canvas. he will need a lot of PI to create a good all a-ROUND picture.

don't know if miss typed or not but I laught here
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I took up competitive running because most women my age look like the women in that article, and I wanted to narrow the field to physically-fit women.

I've never seen a heifer like that in lingerie and hope to never do so, again, but it doesn't surprise me. The women on those pages are about the size of most women their age. And, unfortunately, they're also about the size of most men.
 

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Desdinova said:
...and the "Fat is Beautiful" propaganda continues regardless of the fact that men are naturally attracted to women who's bodies aren't ugly clumps of half-mixed dough.
And it's not just visually or aesthetically appealing, it's for because you can POSITION a thin woman for fvcking in a lot more variety pretzel positions, my fav being her on her side and twisted at the waist beautiful ****** propped up for side-fvcking..a fat b!tch can't twist like that really, and she's just a BOARD and straight block of wood clump. Her box is like a shoe box and it's really worse than masturbating, and just as inanimate..immovable
 

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Poonani Maker said:
And it's not just visually or aesthetically appealing, it's for because you can POSITION a thin woman for fvcking in a lot more variety ...a fat b!tch is like a shoe box and it's really worse than masturbating, and just as inanimate..immovable
This.

I love to pick a girl up and fvck her against a wall, or carry her around the room. Try that with a walrus. I can deadlift 315 but I wouldn't want to fvck that much weight unless it was a trio of distance runners.

I like runners. I really do. I've been killing myself, hitting the road at 5 AM six days a week for three years now, to get to the point where I can meet girls like this at races.

Fat guys can keep the fat chicks. Lazy fvcks deserve each other.
 

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MikeOck said:
. . . temporarily banned from Facebook for arguing that this campaign to normalize obesity is bad for society.
We can't make the fatties feel bad about themselves. It's not their fault that they don't have the strength of character to get up and walk every morning, or to not have dessert with every meal. They need dessert. Without it, they're unfulfilled and not self-actualized. The fact that you have to work out and eat well to look good is an oppressive manifestation of a male-dominated, unevolved, not-very-nice-to-everybody society.

The fact that fat bags of **** don't respect themselves, make sacrifices, or work hard at their image doesn't mean they're any less deserving of respect and adulation for their waddling Hefty-bags-of-suet bodies than people who live on green tea and quinoa and pound ground for an hour every morning.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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