MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
yes, they are real models, we should ask DONUTELLO to paint them. he will sure need a LARGE canvas. he will need a lot of PI to create a good all a-ROUND picture.Lord Hypnos said:you fellas are being close minded here.... they're all beautiful on the inside. there's just more of them to love. let's face it, those twiggy stretch-mark-less women are boring and shallow. a BBW can appreciate the finer things in life that you can never get with a twig, like pie eating contests and late night poutine runs. :cheer:
CrimsonPanther said:yes, they are real models, we should ask DONUTELLO to paint them. he will sure need a LARGE canvas. he will need a lot of PI to create a good all a-ROUND picture.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
And it's not just visually or aesthetically appealing, it's for because you can POSITION a thin woman for fvcking in a lot more variety pretzel positions, my fav being her on her side and twisted at the waist beautiful ****** propped up for side-fvcking..a fat b!tch can't twist like that really, and she's just a BOARD and straight block of wood clump. Her box is like a shoe box and it's really worse than masturbating, and just as inanimate..immovableDesdinova said:...and the "Fat is Beautiful" propaganda continues regardless of the fact that men are naturally attracted to women who's bodies aren't ugly clumps of half-mixed dough.
This.Poonani Maker said:And it's not just visually or aesthetically appealing, it's for because you can POSITION a thin woman for fvcking in a lot more variety ...a fat b!tch is like a shoe box and it's really worse than masturbating, and just as inanimate..immovable
We can't make the fatties feel bad about themselves. It's not their fault that they don't have the strength of character to get up and walk every morning, or to not have dessert with every meal. They need dessert. Without it, they're unfulfilled and not self-actualized. The fact that you have to work out and eat well to look good is an oppressive manifestation of a male-dominated, unevolved, not-very-nice-to-everybody society.MikeOck said:. . . temporarily banned from Facebook for arguing that this campaign to normalize obesity is bad for society.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.