MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
yes, they are real models, we should ask DONUTELLO to paint them. he will sure need a LARGE canvas. he will need a lot of PI to create a good all a-ROUND picture.Lord Hypnos said:you fellas are being close minded here.... they're all beautiful on the inside. there's just more of them to love. let's face it, those twiggy stretch-mark-less women are boring and shallow. a BBW can appreciate the finer things in life that you can never get with a twig, like pie eating contests and late night poutine runs. :cheer:
CrimsonPanther said:yes, they are real models, we should ask DONUTELLO to paint them. he will sure need a LARGE canvas. he will need a lot of PI to create a good all a-ROUND picture.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
And it's not just visually or aesthetically appealing, it's for because you can POSITION a thin woman for fvcking in a lot more variety pretzel positions, my fav being her on her side and twisted at the waist beautiful ****** propped up for side-fvcking..a fat b!tch can't twist like that really, and she's just a BOARD and straight block of wood clump. Her box is like a shoe box and it's really worse than masturbating, and just as inanimate..immovableDesdinova said:...and the "Fat is Beautiful" propaganda continues regardless of the fact that men are naturally attracted to women who's bodies aren't ugly clumps of half-mixed dough.
This.Poonani Maker said:And it's not just visually or aesthetically appealing, it's for because you can POSITION a thin woman for fvcking in a lot more variety ...a fat b!tch is like a shoe box and it's really worse than masturbating, and just as inanimate..immovable
We can't make the fatties feel bad about themselves. It's not their fault that they don't have the strength of character to get up and walk every morning, or to not have dessert with every meal. They need dessert. Without it, they're unfulfilled and not self-actualized. The fact that you have to work out and eat well to look good is an oppressive manifestation of a male-dominated, unevolved, not-very-nice-to-everybody society.MikeOck said:. . . temporarily banned from Facebook for arguing that this campaign to normalize obesity is bad for society.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.