OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
haha, nice perfume.. smells like my dog's shampoo..! lol.. that might be kinda mean!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
is this neg too strong?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
GloriouslyInsane
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Yeah it would, "reminds me of my granma" would be still pushing it but its better 
It depends on the woman and on your attitude how far you can go. I generally avoid comments about their physical appearance, (though calling a skinny hotty fat rarely causes offence if done properly), preferring to tease them about being clumsy, retarded, racist, a paedophile, etc. The hotter they are the more they love it. If you have rapport, wit and charm, you can almost never go too far.
GloriouslyInsane
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I guess it depends on how much you can "project" (through body language/voice/eyes) that you're joking how far you can take it.It is true you can say straight-out insults and still get a laugh back.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
TheFlyingMan
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man a friend saying i got a small d1ck in fun is very different from guys saying i'm a social retard because i made a few comments that was pushed too far...my guys always poke sh1t at each other saying you got a small d1ck etc and who cares about that?Latinoman said:
flippinfreak
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FlyingMan, half the guys on here are retards anyhow
Start reading individual messages instead of focusing on each comment as a whole.
Start reading individual messages instead of focusing on each comment as a whole.
TheFlyingMan
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thanks flippin, appreciate your comments. like i said, i sometimes take a joke too far and stop myself too late, so I was wondering how bad it was because she didn't react badly, but I heard other guys say something far less offensive and other girls would freak out.