"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Is it just me, or are the Miss America contestants getting uglier?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Never thought they were hot, TV programmed people to believe that
 

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Wow that was brutal, include the fact that those were their best pictures, best lighting, best makeup money can by and airbrushed
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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They think their gift to the world is their "beauty" that doesn't even exist.

Miss Kansas looks like a mug shot for meth trafficking.

And Miss Louisiana is skilled at VENTRILOQUISM!!! Hahaha.
 

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I'd like to see what they would look like without the best makeup artists, hair dressers and fashion designers working with them in their photo shoots...probably even worse...
 

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Some look really cute.... 3-4 girls I would probably date them based on the pictures.... but the rest.... HEAVY PHOTOSHOP

Funny, one of the girls has my real life Last Name.... maybe a relative
 

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Well some of them are decent. But yeah the thing about models is that they're always so skinny and have no curves on them except the parts that make them bony. They got that trapezoid figure going on instead of the hourglass figure.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'd shoot three cumloads in Georgias face

Some of them look 40
 

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Hawaii and Maryland are the only ones I find attractive in that lot, not too familiar with previous pageants since I'm not American.
 

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Miss Rhode Island looks like she'd be a good lay. Probably a lot of experience with c0ck. Many of these are probably (((associated))) with powerful people so they get IN the pageant.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hawaii and Maryland are the only ones I find attractive in that lot, not too familiar with previous pageants since I'm not American.
I'd take Hawaii, D.C., Maryland, Pennsylvania. Missouri, Louisiana, to a lesser extent. Those first 4 states typically do have attractive women a lot. I don't see too many hot chicks from Missouri, not even when they joined the SEC and came to Atlanta for those championships (The Michael Sam days).

The rest aren't all that. I don't even watch these types of events.
 

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This is what a beauty pageant in Ukraine looks like:

:up::up::up:
American pageants will soon feature a chick from every race, a few with Autism and one on a wheel chair. .. Oh yeah and one wearing a hijab, because we are soooooo inclusive.

The Europeans got it right, Hot, tall blondes... THAT'S IT! Imagine that.
 

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I liked Miss Arizona, Miss Connecticut, Miss Illinois, and Miss Maryland. Everyone else, meh.

Miss Connecticut looked the best to my eyes.

 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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