MatureDJ
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Is it just me, or are the Miss America contestants getting uglier?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RichardTheFrog
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Yea and these b1tches would act like they're hot sh1t.
Not even hot.
Not even hot.
Thorninmyside
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Yikes. I've seen better ladyboy pageants in Thailand.
Miss Alaska looks just like BigNeil's type though.
Miss Alaska looks just like BigNeil's type though.
PeasantPlayer
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Never thought they were hot, TV programmed people to believe that
PeasantPlayer
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Wow that was brutal, include the fact that those were their best pictures, best lighting, best makeup money can by and airbrushed
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RichardTheFrog
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They think their gift to the world is their "beauty" that doesn't even exist.
Miss Kansas looks like a mug shot for meth trafficking.
And Miss Louisiana is skilled at VENTRILOQUISM!!! Hahaha.
Miss Kansas looks like a mug shot for meth trafficking.
And Miss Louisiana is skilled at VENTRILOQUISM!!! Hahaha.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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Well some of them are decent. But yeah the thing about models is that they're always so skinny and have no curves on them except the parts that make them bony. They got that trapezoid figure going on instead of the hourglass figure.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MillionBillionaire
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A simple walk in any eastern european town shows hotter women within 15 minutes
Poonani Maker
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Miss Rhode Island looks like she'd be a good lay. Probably a lot of experience with c0ck. Many of these are probably (((associated))) with powerful people so they get IN the pageant.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
QuadDeuces
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Looks more like a photoshop competition.
MatureDJ
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nismo-4
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I'd take Hawaii, D.C., Maryland, Pennsylvania. Missouri, Louisiana, to a lesser extent. Those first 4 states typically do have attractive women a lot. I don't see too many hot chicks from Missouri, not even when they joined the SEC and came to Atlanta for those championships (The Michael Sam days).
The rest aren't all that. I don't even watch these types of events.
MillionBillionaire
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American pageants will soon feature a chick from every race, a few with Autism and one on a wheel chair. .. Oh yeah and one wearing a hijab, because we are soooooo inclusive.This is what a beauty pageant in Ukraine looks like:
The Europeans got it right, Hot, tall blondes... THAT'S IT! Imagine that.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.