"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Is it just me, or are the Miss America contestants getting uglier?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Never thought they were hot, TV programmed people to believe that
 

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Wow that was brutal, include the fact that those were their best pictures, best lighting, best makeup money can by and airbrushed
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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They think their gift to the world is their "beauty" that doesn't even exist.

Miss Kansas looks like a mug shot for meth trafficking.

And Miss Louisiana is skilled at VENTRILOQUISM!!! Hahaha.
 

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I'd like to see what they would look like without the best makeup artists, hair dressers and fashion designers working with them in their photo shoots...probably even worse...
 

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Some look really cute.... 3-4 girls I would probably date them based on the pictures.... but the rest.... HEAVY PHOTOSHOP

Funny, one of the girls has my real life Last Name.... maybe a relative
 

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Well some of them are decent. But yeah the thing about models is that they're always so skinny and have no curves on them except the parts that make them bony. They got that trapezoid figure going on instead of the hourglass figure.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'd shoot three cumloads in Georgias face

Some of them look 40
 

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Hawaii and Maryland are the only ones I find attractive in that lot, not too familiar with previous pageants since I'm not American.
 

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Miss Rhode Island looks like she'd be a good lay. Probably a lot of experience with c0ck. Many of these are probably (((associated))) with powerful people so they get IN the pageant.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Hawaii and Maryland are the only ones I find attractive in that lot, not too familiar with previous pageants since I'm not American.
I'd take Hawaii, D.C., Maryland, Pennsylvania. Missouri, Louisiana, to a lesser extent. Those first 4 states typically do have attractive women a lot. I don't see too many hot chicks from Missouri, not even when they joined the SEC and came to Atlanta for those championships (The Michael Sam days).

The rest aren't all that. I don't even watch these types of events.
 

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This is what a beauty pageant in Ukraine looks like:

:up::up::up:
American pageants will soon feature a chick from every race, a few with Autism and one on a wheel chair. .. Oh yeah and one wearing a hijab, because we are soooooo inclusive.

The Europeans got it right, Hot, tall blondes... THAT'S IT! Imagine that.
 

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I liked Miss Arizona, Miss Connecticut, Miss Illinois, and Miss Maryland. Everyone else, meh.

Miss Connecticut looked the best to my eyes.

 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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