"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Is it just me, or are the Miss America contestants getting uglier?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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PeasantPlayer

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Never thought they were hot, TV programmed people to believe that
 

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Wow that was brutal, include the fact that those were their best pictures, best lighting, best makeup money can by and airbrushed
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They think their gift to the world is their "beauty" that doesn't even exist.

Miss Kansas looks like a mug shot for meth trafficking.

And Miss Louisiana is skilled at VENTRILOQUISM!!! Hahaha.
 

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I'd like to see what they would look like without the best makeup artists, hair dressers and fashion designers working with them in their photo shoots...probably even worse...
 

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Some look really cute.... 3-4 girls I would probably date them based on the pictures.... but the rest.... HEAVY PHOTOSHOP

Funny, one of the girls has my real life Last Name.... maybe a relative
 

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Well some of them are decent. But yeah the thing about models is that they're always so skinny and have no curves on them except the parts that make them bony. They got that trapezoid figure going on instead of the hourglass figure.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'd shoot three cumloads in Georgias face

Some of them look 40
 

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Hawaii and Maryland are the only ones I find attractive in that lot, not too familiar with previous pageants since I'm not American.
 

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Miss Rhode Island looks like she'd be a good lay. Probably a lot of experience with c0ck. Many of these are probably (((associated))) with powerful people so they get IN the pageant.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hawaii and Maryland are the only ones I find attractive in that lot, not too familiar with previous pageants since I'm not American.
I'd take Hawaii, D.C., Maryland, Pennsylvania. Missouri, Louisiana, to a lesser extent. Those first 4 states typically do have attractive women a lot. I don't see too many hot chicks from Missouri, not even when they joined the SEC and came to Atlanta for those championships (The Michael Sam days).

The rest aren't all that. I don't even watch these types of events.
 

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This is what a beauty pageant in Ukraine looks like:

:up::up::up:
American pageants will soon feature a chick from every race, a few with Autism and one on a wheel chair. .. Oh yeah and one wearing a hijab, because we are soooooo inclusive.

The Europeans got it right, Hot, tall blondes... THAT'S IT! Imagine that.
 

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I liked Miss Arizona, Miss Connecticut, Miss Illinois, and Miss Maryland. Everyone else, meh.

Miss Connecticut looked the best to my eyes.

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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