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No it wasn't.ER!C L!VE said:Methinks my 'Airplane' movie reference was missed
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
iqqi is drunk ask her ANYTING!
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- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Nice! on the hot oils and dancing naked!
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
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The iq is plastered. Too funny.
iqqi
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too drunk to do all that. something easier!
iqqi
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cordoncordon said:
wtf. I CANT SEE **** I AM DRUNK
he is the size of my pinky in that pic get real.
but he looks like he MIGHT be hot.
CABT TELL!!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Oh trust me, he's hot .
I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
.I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
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When was the last time the IQ had sex, and was it all that you had hoped for....and more?
iqqi
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I AM AIIIIGHT.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
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like 2 months ago and NO.cordoncordon said:
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not as hype about bootie call sanymore. tryied to hav eone.... but boo. he just wanted me to move in w hime, couldn;t last... neverimind.. too mcuch info...
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That's a shame. Sucks when a dirty booty call doesn't live up to the hype. Makes you feel even more dirty and used and pathetic haha.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Your ass is not drunk. Trolling for attention and some reassurance from most of these silly numbnutts that you matter.
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What is your theory of quantum physics and how it relates to the space/time continuim when factoring in a tackeon field?
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.cordoncordon said:
Brother, you watch way too much Star Trek.
Engage . . .
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haha yeah I do like the "Trek".
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
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love that song!:rockon:iqqi said:
jophil28
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You ever had wet dreams about being fvkked by a BIG RED KANGAROO.
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
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Jesus, an even bigger Star Trek geek.Nighthawk said:
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Fuzz comes through!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.