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No it wasn't.ER!C L!VE said:Methinks my 'Airplane' movie reference was missed
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
iqqi is drunk ask her ANYTING!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Nice! on the hot oils and dancing naked!
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
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The iq is plastered. Too funny.
iqqi
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too drunk to do all that. something easier!
iqqi
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cordoncordon said:
wtf. I CANT SEE **** I AM DRUNK
he is the size of my pinky in that pic get real.
but he looks like he MIGHT be hot.
CABT TELL!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Oh trust me, he's hot .
I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
.I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
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When was the last time the IQ had sex, and was it all that you had hoped for....and more?
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I AM AIIIIGHT.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
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like 2 months ago and NO.cordoncordon said:
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not as hype about bootie call sanymore. tryied to hav eone.... but boo. he just wanted me to move in w hime, couldn;t last... neverimind.. too mcuch info...
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That's a shame. Sucks when a dirty booty call doesn't live up to the hype. Makes you feel even more dirty and used and pathetic haha.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Your ass is not drunk. Trolling for attention and some reassurance from most of these silly numbnutts that you matter.
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What is your theory of quantum physics and how it relates to the space/time continuim when factoring in a tackeon field?
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.cordoncordon said:
Brother, you watch way too much Star Trek.
Engage . . .
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haha yeah I do like the "Trek".
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bible_Belt
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love that song!:rockon:iqqi said:
jophil28
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You ever had wet dreams about being fvkked by a BIG RED KANGAROO.
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
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Jesus, an even bigger Star Trek geek.Nighthawk said:
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Fuzz comes through!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.