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No it wasn't.ER!C L!VE said:Methinks my 'Airplane' movie reference was missed
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
iqqi is drunk ask her ANYTING!
- Thread starter iqqi
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Nice! on the hot oils and dancing naked!
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
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The iq is plastered. Too funny.
iqqi
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too drunk to do all that. something easier!
iqqi
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cordoncordon said:
wtf. I CANT SEE **** I AM DRUNK
he is the size of my pinky in that pic get real.
but he looks like he MIGHT be hot.
CABT TELL!!!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Oh trust me, he's hot .
I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
.I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
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When was the last time the IQ had sex, and was it all that you had hoped for....and more?
iqqi
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I AM AIIIIGHT.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
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like 2 months ago and NO.cordoncordon said:
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not as hype about bootie call sanymore. tryied to hav eone.... but boo. he just wanted me to move in w hime, couldn;t last... neverimind.. too mcuch info...
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That's a shame. Sucks when a dirty booty call doesn't live up to the hype. Makes you feel even more dirty and used and pathetic haha.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Your ass is not drunk. Trolling for attention and some reassurance from most of these silly numbnutts that you matter.
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What is your theory of quantum physics and how it relates to the space/time continuim when factoring in a tackeon field?
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.cordoncordon said:
Brother, you watch way too much Star Trek.
Engage . . .
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haha yeah I do like the "Trek".
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bible_Belt
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love that song!:rockon:iqqi said:
jophil28
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You ever had wet dreams about being fvkked by a BIG RED KANGAROO.
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
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Jesus, an even bigger Star Trek geek.Nighthawk said:
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Fuzz comes through!!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.