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No it wasn't.ER!C L!VE said:Methinks my 'Airplane' movie reference was missed
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
iqqi is drunk ask her ANYTING!
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Nice! on the hot oils and dancing naked!
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
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The iq is plastered. Too funny.
iqqi
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too drunk to do all that. something easier!
iqqi
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cordoncordon said:
wtf. I CANT SEE **** I AM DRUNK
he is the size of my pinky in that pic get real.
but he looks like he MIGHT be hot.
CABT TELL!!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Oh trust me, he's hot .
I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
.I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
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When was the last time the IQ had sex, and was it all that you had hoped for....and more?
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I AM AIIIIGHT.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!
tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..
but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.
according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
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like 2 months ago and NO.cordoncordon said:
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not as hype about bootie call sanymore. tryied to hav eone.... but boo. he just wanted me to move in w hime, couldn;t last... neverimind.. too mcuch info...
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That's a shame. Sucks when a dirty booty call doesn't live up to the hype. Makes you feel even more dirty and used and pathetic haha.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Your ass is not drunk. Trolling for attention and some reassurance from most of these silly numbnutts that you matter.
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What is your theory of quantum physics and how it relates to the space/time continuim when factoring in a tackeon field?
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.cordoncordon said:
Brother, you watch way too much Star Trek.
Engage . . .
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haha yeah I do like the "Trek".
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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love that song!:rockon:iqqi said:
jophil28
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You ever had wet dreams about being fvkked by a BIG RED KANGAROO.
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..
Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
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Jesus, an even bigger Star Trek geek.Nighthawk said:
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Fuzz comes through!!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.