"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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iqqi is drunk ask her ANYTING!

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Nice! on the hot oils and dancing naked!

Iq you might as well let it all hang out and post a pic....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oh trust me, he's hot :).

I CABT tell if you're hot either. Inquiring minds want to know....
 
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When was the last time the IQ had sex, and was it all that you had hoped for....and more?
 
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I AM AIIIIGHT.

Going to sleep now, too druk. can't understand thread topics.
lol!!!

tried to read, but... its all blurry! lol! fuuuun being drunk..


but damn. tonite SUCKED ASS AND TITTIES ass and titties ass, and titties, oh sorry. that is a midwest booty song.

according to my girl, she does not feel sorry for me at all. but am EMOTIONAL is not FUN to be in same place as all those ppl at ONE TIME, is EMOTIONALLLY conflicting and AGONIZING. going to SLLEEEEEP. peac out biotches, DJ's and AFC's alike.
 
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When was the last time the IQ had sex, and was it all that you had hoped for....and more?
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like 2 months ago and NO.
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not as hype about bootie call sanymore. tryied to hav eone.... but boo. he just wanted me to move in w hime, couldn;t last... neverimind.. too mcuch info...
 
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That's a shame. Sucks when a dirty booty call doesn't live up to the hype. Makes you feel even more dirty and used and pathetic haha.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is your theory of quantum physics and how it relates to the space/time continuim when factoring in a tackeon field?
 
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cordoncordon said:
What is your theory of quantum physics and how it relates to the space/time continuim when factoring in a tackeon field?
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.

Brother, you watch way too much Star Trek.

Engage . . .
 
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Well Iqqi if you cant post your age then you must be pretty old at least in your late 20's. And I wouldn't trust advice from some girl that has to keep secrets like that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You ever had wet dreams about being fvkked by a BIG RED KANGAROO.
WE turn over drunken AWs to the "roos down here, or how about a roll on a tropical beach with a 15 ft crocodile with BIG dreamy eyes. He wiil give you a playful nip that you will never forget..

Lots of fun "down under " Iqqy..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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