spider_007
Master Don Juan
Im suprised your even alowed to edit a poll.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm Tired
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thecraftylefty
Senior Don Juan
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Oh, I'm not complaining. Complaining is what women do. I just pointed out some facts.
But seriously man, you could have gone out on a good note, but I think your ego got the best of you this time. We're all big strong men here on the internet. Best of luck.
thecraftylefty
But seriously man, you could have gone out on a good note, but I think your ego got the best of you this time. We're all big strong men here on the internet. Best of luck.
thecraftylefty
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Just leaving to save the embarassment of being de-modded. Goodbye, won't miss your unfunny, sarcastic remarks.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Regulators...
Mount up.
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Mount up.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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Haven't you heard? Allen is in on the big moderator conspiracy too. I wouldn't have been de-modded until the very end, because our Ultimate Master Plan was to ban everybody on the site one by one for no good reason at all.
I know, because I'll keep making my unfunny, sarcastic remarks.
The only noticable differences are as follows:
- I won't have to put up with your bullsh*t about how I'm supposed to be "setting an example".
- I won't have to wade through email after email about how this guy pulled this girl's hair on the playground and now she wants him banned and vice versa.
- I won't have to spend an hour deleting posts from some guy who wants everybody to click this link for a free Ipod or a guy who thinks that hispanics and Jews should be lined up against a wall and shot some other such bullsh*t only to be rewarded with the incessant b*tching from a handful of f*cktards.
But as for my unfunny sarcastic remarks, they'll probably double or triple because I'll have more time on my hands now.
Wonderbread166
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: I'm Tired
No, actually, he did get you on that one.
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
That's what moderators do, put up with the idiocy of the community. It's just the name of the job, and I understand why you're stepping down.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
welcome to the regular posters part of the forum. Where no one at all will give a sh!t about your posts. I will be your guide Comic_Relief. . .
penkitten
Master Don Juan
well somebody had to say it...
ten points comic!
DreamyChick
Master Don Juan
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Man for a forum that's supposedly for MEN there sure is a LOT of DRAMA Going Down. Since when did Don Juans become the wussy weaker sex? This is not attractive at all boys. Grow up.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
:cheer: Gio rocks, Gio rocks! :cheer:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
DrBeard
Banned
What's Pabst Blue Ribbon?
I agree.Originally posted by DreamyChick
Man for a forum that's supposedly for MEN there sure is a LOT of DRAMA Going Down. Since when did Don Juans become the wussy weaker sex? This is not attractive at all boys. Grow up.
There are too many goddamn pussies here. It's fine to have plenty of pussies here, but the problem is, the pussies are the ones giving information to other pussies, so nothing actually gets accomplished.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Oh....touched a nerve.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
I'll look forward to not reading them.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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You've shown time and again that you just can't help yourself.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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