"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm Tired

My parting message for Gio is...

  • Gio, you're so damn cool!

    Votes: 11 37.9%

  • Gio, you rock like nobody's business.

    Votes: 5 17.2%

  • Actually, I LIKE menstrual blood on my face...

    Votes: 13 44.8%
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Originally posted by DrBeard
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He said what we were all thinking.

Gio, what can be said that hasn't been said already?

Firstly, on behalf of everyone at sosuave, we thank you for your time, and i'm sure that you tried your best.

However; for me personally, I'm glad that you've stepped down. And I'll be gladder when you stop posting alltogether. Don't take it the wrong way, I just find you to be the most arrogant and least funny poster here.

That being said, I haven't seen a whole lot of posting from you lately, I liked it.

But aside from all of this, i'm sure that offline you're a lovely person, and I wish you and penkitten all the best with your extra time.

Truly, I do appreciate the time that you spent moderating the site, And I do realise that there would have been many things (ie; deleteing the spam) that you've done which I do appreciate.

Best of luck.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What can I say? When you meet a master of wit, such as yourself, you hope some of the "wit" will rub off.

Buh-bye.
 
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Originally posted by quest
However; for me personally, I'm glad that you've stepped down. And I'll be gladder when you stop posting alltogether. Don't take it the wrong way, I just find you to be the most arrogant and least funny poster here.
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Refresh my memory... who are you again?
 
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Originally posted by blong1068
I agree.

There are too many goddamn pussies here. It's fine to have plenty of pussies here, but the problem is, the pussies are the ones giving information to other pussies, so nothing actually gets accomplished.
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No more moaning. groaning, and a$$ kissing....PLEASE. Your just adding to the drama in this thread.
 
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Gio, just leave. Take some dignity.....
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
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You've demenstrated the arrogance and lack of wit in a simple 7 words.

If you had have done that intentionally, I'd be impressed. Don't worry about who I am. A little bit of mystery builds attraction ;)
 
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Originally posted by WesCottII
Gio, just leave. Take some dignity.....
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I have plenty of dignity... the only thing is, I don't give a sh*t what you or anybody else thinks. The fact of the matter is that now that I don't have to d*ck around with people and their damn problems around here, I can devote most of my newfound time on this site to annoying the everlasting f*ck out of uptight anal-retentive humorless crybabies...

Because in a contest between what I want to do and what you want me to do... there isn't even a contest. I win.
 
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This thread puts me in mind of Vanilla Ice...some guys just refuse to accept that they no longer contribute anything that people want to listen to and don't know when to give up and walk away.
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I can devote most of my newfound time on this site to annoying the everlasting f*ck out of uptight anal-retentive humorless crybabies...
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Ok. I'll be at gym, or doing homework, or socialising or studying.

Have a good time.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
This thread puts me in mind of Vanilla Ice...some guys just refuse to accept that they no longer contribute anything that people want to listen to and don't know when to give up and walk away.
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GOLD.

Vanilla Casanova. You have been "owned".
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I have plenty of dignity... the only thing is, I don't give a sh*t what you or anybody else thinks. The fact of the matter is that now that I don't have to d*ck around with people and their damn problems around here, I can devote most of my newfound time on this site to annoying the everlasting f*ck out of uptight anal-retentive humorless crybabies...
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Anyone really disagree with that first sentence?

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova

Because in a contest between what I want to do and what you want me to do... there isn't even a contest. I win.
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Good for you! you won a contest for your own affections. Way to go!
 
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Originally posted by quest
Ok. I'll be at gym, or doing homework, or socialising or studying.

Have a good time.
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I'm only referring to the time which I typically spend on this site, which remains only a small fraction of my day.
 
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Originally posted by WesCottII
Good for you! you won a contest for your own affections. Way to go!
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Thanks!
 
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Originally posted by quest
Vanilla Casanova.
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Hmm... I kinda like it. Vanilla is one of the fundamental flavors, and smooth, just like me.

- Vanilla Casanova
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
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MODERATORS!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

*hits "Alert this Post" 75 times*


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Yeah......good luck with marriage Penkitten.:rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Hmm... I kinda like it. Vanilla is one of the fundamental flavors, and smooth, just like me.

- Vanilla Casanova
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others would call it predictable and boring.

I'm going to bed. Its been fun.

And still, truly. I wish you all the best.
 
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Originally posted by quest
others would call it predictable and boring.
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But then I would know they weren't talking about me.


I'm going to bed. Its been fun.

And still, truly. I wish you all the best.
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Thanks.
 
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Hmmm....This is one of THOSE threads.

I'm not sure how this thread is helping or informing the community of DJ's.

It just looks to me that it is a Melee fight with Former Mod Gio VS. some Admirers.

In any case it's not helpful to anyone, it's distracting, negative for the most part and very un-DJ like in its content.

I know Gio started this post but it has run it's course.

Thread closed
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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