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loveequation said:
Nah, I just asked for her friends # tonight.
She texted me at 3am 2 nights ago.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm ready to get laid again. Let's see how long it takes.
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Nah, I just asked for her friends # tonight.
She texted me at 3am 2 nights ago.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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You should say "sooo...you don't still have your friend's number? ^_~"
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LOL, i'm doing it.
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lol she's not replying!!!
I wonder why?
I wonder why?
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Good job, my friend.
Now sit back and watch it aaaall come crumbling down.
Now sit back and watch it aaaall come crumbling down.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Scratch that.. she just replied
"No"
Not very exciting...
"No"
Not very exciting...
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Psh
"you know what her myspace page ID is?"
That would be just...hateful.
You should do it.
"you know what her myspace page ID is?"
That would be just...hateful.
You should do it.
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i dont know man that's going too far. I'm going to tell her it was a joke. THEN I will ask for the myspace page.. LOL
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My Name is Nobody said:
OMG.. I told her it was a joke and she said
"I will not answer. Do you want to meet with her?"
WTF??
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"WHAT THE F*CK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID TW@T!? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A JOKE WAS IF IT JUMPED OUT A BUSH AND WENT "OOPS" UPSIDE YOUR MOTHERF*CKING HEAD!!"
Do it.
Do it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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^^^ I'm not saying that. She just texted me again
"I don't like this" What the hell should I say?
She did ask if I wanted to meet her friend...
"I don't like this" What the hell should I say?
She did ask if I wanted to meet her friend...
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"What's not to 'like' you goofy little girl? You don't like GAMES!? Keeps people on their toes, these games. You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not. My d!ck is looking for a space to lease and you seem like the best deal out there right now. "
"Don't you like me? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!?"
"Don't you like me? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!?"
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This thread has jumped the shark.
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This is what I sentThunderMaverick said:
"What's not to like girl? You don't like GAMES!? You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not?"
LOL...too funny.
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I'd say.Francisco d'Anconia said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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My Name is Nobody said:
Uh..hm.
Dude I didn't...
....it wasn't like I was..
...well.
Did she text back yet?
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ThunderMaverick said:
No.
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Thinking about it...wow that's really funny!! hahahaha:crackup:My Name is Nobody said:
Now she's thinking "what the hell is his problem?! The CREEP!"
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ThunderMaverick said:
I still want her friend though.. think she was serious about meeting up with her?
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ThunderMaverick said:
Good. And I'm thinking, "what a b!tch." I could be completely over reacting, but the way she has been cold, and then the 3am text is making me wonder what fool she is taking me for, or just messing with me. Who the hell knows.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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