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Nah, I just asked for her friends # tonight.
She texted me at 3am 2 nights ago.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I'm ready to get laid again. Let's see how long it takes.
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Nah, I just asked for her friends # tonight.
She texted me at 3am 2 nights ago.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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You should say "sooo...you don't still have your friend's number? ^_~"
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LOL, i'm doing it.
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lol she's not replying!!!
I wonder why?
I wonder why?
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Good job, my friend.
Now sit back and watch it aaaall come crumbling down.
Now sit back and watch it aaaall come crumbling down.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Scratch that.. she just replied
"No"
Not very exciting...
"No"
Not very exciting...
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Psh
"you know what her myspace page ID is?"
That would be just...hateful.
You should do it.
"you know what her myspace page ID is?"
That would be just...hateful.
You should do it.
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i dont know man that's going too far. I'm going to tell her it was a joke. THEN I will ask for the myspace page.. LOL
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My Name is Nobody said:
OMG.. I told her it was a joke and she said
"I will not answer. Do you want to meet with her?"
WTF??
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"WHAT THE F*CK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID TW@T!? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A JOKE WAS IF IT JUMPED OUT A BUSH AND WENT "OOPS" UPSIDE YOUR MOTHERF*CKING HEAD!!"
Do it.
Do it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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^^^ I'm not saying that. She just texted me again
"I don't like this" What the hell should I say?
She did ask if I wanted to meet her friend...
"I don't like this" What the hell should I say?
She did ask if I wanted to meet her friend...
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"What's not to 'like' you goofy little girl? You don't like GAMES!? Keeps people on their toes, these games. You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not. My d!ck is looking for a space to lease and you seem like the best deal out there right now. "
"Don't you like me? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!?"
"Don't you like me? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!?"
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This thread has jumped the shark.
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This is what I sentThunderMaverick said:
"What's not to like girl? You don't like GAMES!? You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not?"
LOL...too funny.
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I'd say.Francisco d'Anconia said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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My Name is Nobody said:
Uh..hm.
Dude I didn't...
....it wasn't like I was..
...well.
Did she text back yet?
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ThunderMaverick said:
No.
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Thinking about it...wow that's really funny!! hahahaha:crackup:My Name is Nobody said:
Now she's thinking "what the hell is his problem?! The CREEP!"
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ThunderMaverick said:
I still want her friend though.. think she was serious about meeting up with her?
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ThunderMaverick said:
Good. And I'm thinking, "what a b!tch." I could be completely over reacting, but the way she has been cold, and then the 3am text is making me wonder what fool she is taking me for, or just messing with me. Who the hell knows.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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