"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm ready to get laid again. Let's see how long it takes.

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revenge for asking her for her friend's #.... haha probably to see ur reaction
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Nah, I just asked for her friends # tonight.

She texted me at 3am 2 nights ago.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Psh

"you know what her myspace page ID is?"

That would be just...hateful.

You should do it.
 
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Psh

"you know what her myspace page ID is?"

That would be just...hateful.

You should do it.
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i dont know man that's going too far. I'm going to tell her it was a joke. THEN I will ask for the myspace page.. LOL
 
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i dont know man that's going too far. I'm going to tell her it was a joke. THEN I will ask for the myspace page.. LOL
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OMG.. I told her it was a joke and she said

"I will not answer. Do you want to meet with her?"

WTF??
 
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"WHAT THE F*CK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID TW@T!? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A JOKE WAS IF IT JUMPED OUT A BUSH AND WENT "OOPS" UPSIDE YOUR MOTHERF*CKING HEAD!!"

Do it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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^^^ I'm not saying that. She just texted me again

"I don't like this" What the hell should I say?

She did ask if I wanted to meet her friend...
 
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"What's not to 'like' you goofy little girl? You don't like GAMES!? Keeps people on their toes, these games. You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not. My d!ck is looking for a space to lease and you seem like the best deal out there right now. "

"Don't you like me? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!?"
 
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This thread has jumped the shark.
 
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"What's not to 'like' you goofy little girl? You don't like GAMES!? Keeps people on their toes, these games. You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not. My d!ck is looking for a space to lease and you seem like the best deal out there right now. "

"Don't you like me? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!?"
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This is what I sent

"What's not to like girl? You don't like GAMES!? You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not?"

LOL...too funny.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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My Name is Nobody said:
This is what I sent

"What's not to like girl? You don't like GAMES!? You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not?"

LOL...too funny.
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Uh..hm.

Dude I didn't...

....it wasn't like I was..

...well.

Did she text back yet?
 
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"What's not to like girl? You don't like GAMES!? You're hot one minute and then the next you're cold. Listen, are you interested or not?"
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Thinking about it...wow that's really funny!! hahahaha:crackup:

Now she's thinking "what the hell is his problem?! The CREEP!"
 
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Thinking about it...wow that's really funny!! hahahaha:crackup:

Now she's thinking "what the hell is his problem?! The CREEP!"
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I still want her friend though.. think she was serious about meeting up with her?
 
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Thinking about it...wow that's really funny!! hahahaha:crackup:

Now she's thinking "what the hell is his problem?! The CREEP!"
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Good. And I'm thinking, "what a b!tch." I could be completely over reacting, but the way she has been cold, and then the 3am text is making me wonder what fool she is taking me for, or just messing with me. Who the hell knows.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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