I'm going to fvck my ex-oneitis

[Porky]

She wants it, I can tell. I have complete confidence in this.

 

[LikRetsam]

Go go go!

 

[oakraiderz2]

Get em boooooy!!

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

GET ER' DONE....

 

[Porky]

There's a lot of sexual tension, she admitted it.

Give me a year and I will have accomplished this.

 

[Luscious]

Originally posted by Porky
There's a lot of sexual tension, she admitted it.

Give me a year and I will have accomplished this.

All I gotta say is wrap it before you tap it.

 

[kave]

WOO WHO!!!you go dj

 

[jiveturkey]

woah!!...one year,... slow down speedracer..... u'll have one-itis again by then...

 

[Porky]

I don't get oneitis for women, just contempt

The reason I want a year to do this is because I know that she regrets never having hooked up with me and I'm going to bank on the idea of going away and never seeing each other in order to justify some guilt free play.

Come on now...I've waited three years for this, I have other options and I can wait another.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

My first crush was ugly as ****... as was my second... and third... and so on...

Raise your standards, especially in yourself. Who gives a **** about your ex-oneitis? She is not special.

 

[Porky]

No, she's not special. She's not even that attractive. But she wants me and for some reason I'm wildly attracted to her.

As I explained to Lik, this is a way of conquering my past.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by Porky
As I explained to Lik, this is a way of conquering my past.

To steal a good man's line... Silly rabbit.

We all have a past we wish we could conquer... and for some of us, we can.

Ask yourself why... why you want to conquer your past? Is it a grudge?

There is no reason... it seems good on paper, and Lik may very well tell you thats the right thing to do. I'm saying: he's wrong.

Trust me... I know you're going to go through with this anyway... but I told you so.

Sigh...

 

[Jerky Boi]

I can understand Porky's point of view. I'd go for it. You've waited this long anyway...

 

[Porky]

Explain to me why this is a bad idea.

I'm not focusing on this girl. I don't even like her. She's in the background - whenever she breaks up with her boyfriend, I'm going to make my move. Until then I'll keep pulling her in like I have been.

Would you turn down free play from an attractive girl who you get along well with?

 

[AFK Protector]

Originally posted by Porky
No, she's not special. She's not even that attractive. But she wants me and for some reason I'm wildly attracted to her.

As I explained to Lik, this is a way of conquering my past.

Yeah, you just screwed yourself right there. lol.

Something tells me your ex-oneitis shouldn't have the ex- in front of it.

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
Yeah, you just screwed yourself right there. lol.

Something tells me your ex-oneitis shouldn't have the ex- in front of it.

No offense, but you know jack **** about me.

Considering I talk to this girl perhaps once or twice a week, I don't see how I'm in love with her. I know her far too well for that to happen again.

Get a clue.

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by Porky
Explain to me why this is a bad idea.

I'm not focusing on this girl. I don't even like her. She's in the background - whenever she breaks up with her boyfriend, I'm going to make my move. Until then I'll keep pulling her in like I have been.

Would you turn down free play from an attractive girl who you get along well with?

i like you and i see that this might work as a way of conquering your past but

You want to sleep with a girl you don't even like - uh ha

I don't buy it - either your penis is dragging you around or you like her and are lying to yourself. both of which are bad.

I dont care if you want to bang out her brains and then film a snuff movie but you don't want to lie to yourself. hell if i had a chance with any of my old crushes id jump at it cos they were all fine women. I told myself i didnt like them anymore to get over them but as they were attractive id do them and therefore i do actually like them, as much as i tell myself otherwise. Some of them now, i would not touch with a barge pole because i no longer like them.

Sleep with her by all means but if you get on with her, let her know its gonna be a temporary thing (jesus- never thought id hear myself say that, as normally if its someone youv known for a long time it wont help you get her into bed). Just do not screw her for feelings of revenge, cos that sounds like something id do, but i know id feel totally guilty about it afterwards.

Neway do what you want and roll with the punches

 

[Porky]

I do like this girl. I like her as much as I like most girls. There's something you should know about me: I hate committment. I hate it in any form, and to any degree. I'm the kind of guy who goes to parties and hooks up, or goes on one or two outings with a girl and hooks up. She knows this.

She isn't big on committment either. She gets bored with her boyfriends after a few weeks or months and stays with them out of convenience.

I no longer develop crushes on women. I've "liked" one girl in the past 2 years. That said, I wouldn't ever intentionally do anything to hurt her.

So, it isn't about revenge. This will just be me and her doing what we should have done a long time ago. Fun for a summer, but nothing more.

 

[AFK Protector]

But she was your oneitis. I'm just saying that you may be confused about what you feel. don't want you to fall back into that hole agian you know?

Yeah, you're right Porky. I don't know jack **** about you. Maybe we can be best friends and change that.