"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
If only she knew
- Thread starter sosousage
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RickTheToad
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shouldbefun
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I assume that the girl drove the man to suicide because he wanted to get laid but he got a rejection. Not her problem, his problem. He couldnt believe it and didnt want to change his views. So he failed, I feel sad, because he didn’t fight back. He should have not lost hope. Never, ever, ever be a quitter if you want to change the world!
RickTheToad
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Seems so, but it also seems illogical to do something so extreme.
GrowingPains
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Such is life.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Chev.Chelios
Master Don Juan
note, this girl was pretty and was known for leading people on, even this lesbian chick was heartbroken by her xd
her fb status posted an old pic of them together and she said "I wish he would've talked to me about how he felt"
when she was the one purposely manipulating his emotions.
i banged this chick a few times and even I caught feelings for her, we'd talk all night and she tell me things about her childhood, fvcking creepy, stories about her dad locking her in a basement for days, being haunted by ghosts, she was overly religious.
didn't know it then that girl was actually a killer in sheep's clothing
fvcking some girls a scrary man
RickTheToad
Moderator
Most wars were started due to love for women and conquring. Doesn't surprise me a bit. It's prob. why I'm very numb to them now. We've all had battle scars and had to lick our wounds. Sad state of affairs the genders are in. No pun intended or implied.