"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I taste bad

DarthJuan

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My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DarthJuan said:
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.
hb; You taste bad
blinkwatt; Well perhaps you mom should shower more often then I wouldn't smell like this.(big grin)
 
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Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
Well, skin moisturizer doesn't taste so good. So I must have tasted something like that.
Other than the taste of moisturizer, I'm delicious.
 

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I seriously cant stop laughing at last man standings jokes... hes awesome.. i wish everyone was as cool as him.. haha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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get some palm olive honey shower milk smells nice and tastes nice although definately dont drink it or anything
 

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DarthJuan said:
My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
Boy, if a random chick came up to me and licked my face, I'd check the papers for information on an escaped mental patient.

:crazy:

I don't know...rub chocolate on your face?
 
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