"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I taste bad

DarthJuan

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My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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blinkwatt

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DarthJuan said:
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.
hb; You taste bad
blinkwatt; Well perhaps you mom should shower more often then I wouldn't smell like this.(big grin)
 
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Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
Well, skin moisturizer doesn't taste so good. So I must have tasted something like that.
Other than the taste of moisturizer, I'm delicious.
 

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I seriously cant stop laughing at last man standings jokes... hes awesome.. i wish everyone was as cool as him.. haha
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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get some palm olive honey shower milk smells nice and tastes nice although definately dont drink it or anything
 

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DarthJuan said:
My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
Boy, if a random chick came up to me and licked my face, I'd check the papers for information on an escaped mental patient.

:crazy:

I don't know...rub chocolate on your face?
 
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