"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I taste bad

DarthJuan

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My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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blinkwatt

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DarthJuan said:
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.
hb; You taste bad
blinkwatt; Well perhaps you mom should shower more often then I wouldn't smell like this.(big grin)
 
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Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
Well, skin moisturizer doesn't taste so good. So I must have tasted something like that.
Other than the taste of moisturizer, I'm delicious.
 

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I seriously cant stop laughing at last man standings jokes... hes awesome.. i wish everyone was as cool as him.. haha
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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get some palm olive honey shower milk smells nice and tastes nice although definately dont drink it or anything
 

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DarthJuan said:
My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
Boy, if a random chick came up to me and licked my face, I'd check the papers for information on an escaped mental patient.

:crazy:

I don't know...rub chocolate on your face?
 
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