"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I taste bad

DarthJuan

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My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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DarthJuan said:
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.
hb; You taste bad
blinkwatt; Well perhaps you mom should shower more often then I wouldn't smell like this.(big grin)
 
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Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
Well, skin moisturizer doesn't taste so good. So I must have tasted something like that.
Other than the taste of moisturizer, I'm delicious.
 

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I seriously cant stop laughing at last man standings jokes... hes awesome.. i wish everyone was as cool as him.. haha
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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get some palm olive honey shower milk smells nice and tastes nice although definately dont drink it or anything
 

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DarthJuan said:
My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
Boy, if a random chick came up to me and licked my face, I'd check the papers for information on an escaped mental patient.

:crazy:

I don't know...rub chocolate on your face?
 
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