"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I taste bad

DarthJuan

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My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DarthJuan said:
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.
hb; You taste bad
blinkwatt; Well perhaps you mom should shower more often then I wouldn't smell like this.(big grin)
 
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Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Never take a woman's word - taste yourself and then let us know how you taste --- and don't say you taste like chicken!!!:rolleyes:
Well, skin moisturizer doesn't taste so good. So I must have tasted something like that.
Other than the taste of moisturizer, I'm delicious.
 

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I seriously cant stop laughing at last man standings jokes... hes awesome.. i wish everyone was as cool as him.. haha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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get some palm olive honey shower milk smells nice and tastes nice although definately dont drink it or anything
 

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DarthJuan said:
My skin gets a little dry, so I usually put on some skin moisturizer.
A chick licked my face. And commented that I tasted bad.

I'd use mineral/baby oil, but I don't want to be all greasy and shiny.

Any ideas on what would work well?
Boy, if a random chick came up to me and licked my face, I'd check the papers for information on an escaped mental patient.

:crazy:

I don't know...rub chocolate on your face?
 
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