bilboteabaggins
Don Juan
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psst I got all you MFers beat...LMAO
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I see where this is going, so why not...post your pics here!
- Thread starter Gray The Prince
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Chickfight
Senior Don Juan
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Alright, let's put some faces to names.
These are from my fb.
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/373/n7090418448722666775.jpg
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3349/16872818019079326571388.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/152/10959179309941844709041.jpg
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7984/me2om.jpg
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7797/10959192375351844709041.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7074/me3tu.jpg
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9103/75320552.jpg
Yeah gotta hit up the gym more, but I'm an ectomorph all the way. I have to stuff myself every day to put on weight.
These are from my fb.
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/373/n7090418448722666775.jpg
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3349/16872818019079326571388.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/152/10959179309941844709041.jpg
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7984/me2om.jpg
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7797/10959192375351844709041.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7074/me3tu.jpg
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9103/75320552.jpg
Yeah gotta hit up the gym more, but I'm an ectomorph all the way. I have to stuff myself every day to put on weight.
cute cute cute cute cute cuteChickfight said:
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7984/me2om.jpg keanu reeves much?
not exclusively, sometimes i see someone i agree with and say so...Robyn923b said:
and a debate with everybody comforting each other in their vision of things is never going anywhere
(for example this thread is probably going nowhere but it satisfies curiosity)
oh and i'm not a sick guy, i'm actually the person in the pics
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
JohnnyStrabler
Don Juan
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Chickfight said:
Me too
I can eat whatever I want as much as I want lol
http://i53.tinypic.com/2re16v9.jpg
I am not big on pictures....I dont know, I dont like them.
Introverts FTW?
JohnnyStrabler
Don Juan
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powpow said:
she is 17 lmao
why dont you take a seat over there, take a seat right there....
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
'i'm not a sick guy'BBbardot said:not exclusively, sometimes i see someone i agree with and say so...
and a debate with everybody comforting each other in their vision of things is never going anywhere
(for example this thread is probably going nowhere but it satisfies curiosity)
oh and i'm not a sick guy, i'm actually the person in the pics
thats what all guys pretending to be girls on the internet say. =/
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Hold a poster that says 'im bbardot' and take a picture and post it here, then i'll believe you.BBbardot said:
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
Post pics or you're just bull-sh!tting.bilboteabaggins said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
I would post a pic but I love the anonimity of the internet too much.Gray The Prince said:
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
LOLSamTheHobit said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
This is a quite old pic, but it's the only one in my photobucket account so dealwithit.gif
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
If that's really you.....wow....give a dude some tips on health & fitness.JohnnyStrabler said:Me too
I can eat whatever I want as much as I want lol
http://i53.tinypic.com/2re16v9.jpg
I am not big on pictures....I dont know, I dont like them.
Introverts FTW?
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.