"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I see where this is going, so why not...post your pics here!

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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backbreaker said:
This is a quite old pic, but it's the only one in my photobucket account so dealwithit.gif


http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
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Nice job my man congrats on settling for a good fiancee hope it goes well
 
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http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000RsAimndUXZ0/s
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I knew you were a troll. Your "picture" is from a stock photo site. This one to be exact: http://roblang.photoshelter.com/image/I0000RsAimndUXZ0

Good looking man in a towel seated on a lifeguard stand at the beach

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Restrictions: This image is registered with the Library of Congress Copyright Office, Washington D.C. U.S.A. Pharmaceutical sales require pre-approval before usage

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Post reported. Thanks for playing.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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He posted a different picture a while ago, maybe that one is true? I don't know about that last post of his, let's hear him before saying something guys!!

If he is a troll, he has got to be my favorite one, because of this one:
Girls are crazy? So that means your mom is crazy?

Looooooooooool.
 
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Groovy said:
He posted a different picture a while ago, maybe that one is true? I don't know about that last post of his, let's hear him before saying something guys!!

If he is a troll, he has got to be my favorite one, because of this one:
Girls are crazy? So that means your mom is crazy?

Looooooooooool.
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Hahahaha that's classic,
well yea, she is. Doesn't mean I don't love her though.
 
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Cr1msonKing said:
I remember you saying before, in a different thread, that you were on the shorter side, around 5'8" I remember, looking kinda tall in the picture:confused:
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that was the same thing they said when i posted the picutre back in the day lol. the dudes in the pic are shorter than me creating the image of me being taller than I am. I probably am closer to 5'10 as well than I am 5'8. i haven't had my self measured since I got my DL and I know my dad is 5'10 and I am right at the same hight as he is now
 
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Rubirosa said:
Props to the pretty girlfriend dude....
Most of the Rockabilly girls that I knew back in the day were......Well, let's just say that didn't watch their carbs too closely......
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thanks man!

hahahaha i agree with you very much.

i'd say they're all a "whole lot of woman". its rare to find a pretty and fit one.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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backbreaker said:
This is a quite old pic, but it's the only one in my photobucket account so dealwithit.gif


http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
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O sh*t

Wadup Frat!

G.O.M.A.B.
 
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A photogenic bump.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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But Of Course,

Flakey_Woman_Suck said:
Damn son, you've got some class. :rockon:
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Why wouldn't I, but thank you.
 
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