bilboteabaggins
Don Juan
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psst I got all you MFers beat...LMAO
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I see where this is going, so why not...post your pics here!
- Thread starter Gray The Prince
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Chickfight
Senior Don Juan
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Alright, let's put some faces to names.
These are from my fb.
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/373/n7090418448722666775.jpg
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3349/16872818019079326571388.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/152/10959179309941844709041.jpg
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7984/me2om.jpg
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7797/10959192375351844709041.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7074/me3tu.jpg
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9103/75320552.jpg
Yeah gotta hit up the gym more, but I'm an ectomorph all the way. I have to stuff myself every day to put on weight.
These are from my fb.
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/373/n7090418448722666775.jpg
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/3349/16872818019079326571388.jpg
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/152/10959179309941844709041.jpg
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7984/me2om.jpg
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7797/10959192375351844709041.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7074/me3tu.jpg
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9103/75320552.jpg
Yeah gotta hit up the gym more, but I'm an ectomorph all the way. I have to stuff myself every day to put on weight.
cute cute cute cute cute cuteChickfight said:
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7984/me2om.jpg keanu reeves much?
not exclusively, sometimes i see someone i agree with and say so...Robyn923b said:
and a debate with everybody comforting each other in their vision of things is never going anywhere
(for example this thread is probably going nowhere but it satisfies curiosity)
oh and i'm not a sick guy, i'm actually the person in the pics
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
JohnnyStrabler
Don Juan
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Chickfight said:
Me too
I can eat whatever I want as much as I want lol
http://i53.tinypic.com/2re16v9.jpg
I am not big on pictures....I dont know, I dont like them.
Introverts FTW?
JohnnyStrabler
Don Juan
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powpow said:
she is 17 lmao
why dont you take a seat over there, take a seat right there....
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
'i'm not a sick guy'BBbardot said:not exclusively, sometimes i see someone i agree with and say so...
and a debate with everybody comforting each other in their vision of things is never going anywhere
(for example this thread is probably going nowhere but it satisfies curiosity)
oh and i'm not a sick guy, i'm actually the person in the pics
thats what all guys pretending to be girls on the internet say. =/
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Hold a poster that says 'im bbardot' and take a picture and post it here, then i'll believe you.BBbardot said:
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
Post pics or you're just bull-sh!tting.bilboteabaggins said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
I would post a pic but I love the anonimity of the internet too much.Gray The Prince said:
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
LOLSamTheHobit said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
This is a quite old pic, but it's the only one in my photobucket account so dealwithit.gif
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/2005-09-09/8a23.jpg in the middle. this is what.. a 6 year old picture. I'm actually bigger than that now, lose the braids, actually dressed like a grown up. the two dudes are my old best friends. And for you haters, you can check my account as I've posted the same picture here before years ago.
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff85/strawberryroad/vacation/londonnightclub.jpg girl on the far right is my fiancee that I get harped on for talking about too much.
If that's really you.....wow....give a dude some tips on health & fitness.JohnnyStrabler said:Me too
I can eat whatever I want as much as I want lol
http://i53.tinypic.com/2re16v9.jpg
I am not big on pictures....I dont know, I dont like them.
Introverts FTW?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.