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Master Don Juan
lol…I asked her what she thought about Ice and she gave me a passionate essay. Give me your best ball buster for this one.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I need to borrow a funny, smartass, c0cky, funny-sexy remark for this statement.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BillyPilgrim
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"How do you feel about Mexico's treatment of central american illegals?"
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
cmon...I ask for something amusing not your political views
BaronOfHair
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"Honey, Uncle Sam stopped taking civil liberties seriously, back when S1 of The Patridge Family was still in production. You'll have more success convincing Bin Salman over in Saudi Arabia to stop beheading journalists he doesn't find sufficiently reverent"
RoadKing_Rabbit
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Since she went dun and gone philo sofffical, I'd go with Calvin and Hobbes, "Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Duke, got any sexy comebacks? Lol
sevbucmash
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Reply: It's the damn jews poisoning our nation with browns, so we don't rebel against them. Sending back illegals is saving America, it's a holly thing to do. Along with illegals, Adrea, I'd also send all the jews, browns with citizenship, and other immigrants that make America brown, back to their native brown habitat in Africa and Latin America.
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This is painful to watch...
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Browns with citizenship? Some of those folks happens to be outstanding American citizens who gives back to their community….your views are racist as far as I’m concerned.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Actually I was asking about ice agents showing up to put ice on my balls after banging the crap out of your mom...
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.