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Master Don Juan
lol…I asked her what she thought about Ice and she gave me a passionate essay. Give me your best ball buster for this one.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I need to borrow a funny, smartass, c0cky, funny-sexy remark for this statement.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BillyPilgrim
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"How do you feel about Mexico's treatment of central american illegals?"
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cmon...I ask for something amusing not your political views
BaronOfHair
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"Honey, Uncle Sam stopped taking civil liberties seriously, back when S1 of The Patridge Family was still in production. You'll have more success convincing Bin Salman over in Saudi Arabia to stop beheading journalists he doesn't find sufficiently reverent"
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
Since she went dun and gone philo sofffical, I'd go with Calvin and Hobbes, "Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Duke, got any sexy comebacks? Lol
sevbucmash
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Reply: It's the damn jews poisoning our nation with browns, so we don't rebel against them. Sending back illegals is saving America, it's a holly thing to do. Along with illegals, Adrea, I'd also send all the jews, browns with citizenship, and other immigrants that make America brown, back to their native brown habitat in Africa and Latin America.
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This is painful to watch...
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Browns with citizenship? Some of those folks happens to be outstanding American citizens who gives back to their community….your views are racist as far as I’m concerned.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Actually I was asking about ice agents showing up to put ice on my balls after banging the crap out of your mom...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.