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Master Don Juan
lol…I asked her what she thought about Ice and she gave me a passionate essay. Give me your best ball buster for this one.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I need to borrow a funny, smartass, c0cky, funny-sexy remark for this statement.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
BillyPilgrim
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"How do you feel about Mexico's treatment of central american illegals?"
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Master Don Juan
cmon...I ask for something amusing not your political views
BaronOfHair
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"Honey, Uncle Sam stopped taking civil liberties seriously, back when S1 of The Patridge Family was still in production. You'll have more success convincing Bin Salman over in Saudi Arabia to stop beheading journalists he doesn't find sufficiently reverent"
RoadKing_Rabbit
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Since she went dun and gone philo sofffical, I'd go with Calvin and Hobbes, "Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Master Don Juan
Duke, got any sexy comebacks? Lol
sevbucmash
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Reply: It's the damn jews poisoning our nation with browns, so we don't rebel against them. Sending back illegals is saving America, it's a holly thing to do. Along with illegals, Adrea, I'd also send all the jews, browns with citizenship, and other immigrants that make America brown, back to their native brown habitat in Africa and Latin America.
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This is painful to watch...
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.