Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
lol…I asked her what she thought about Ice and she gave me a passionate essay. Give me your best ball buster for this one.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I need to borrow a funny, smartass, c0cky, funny-sexy remark for this statement.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BillyPilgrim
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"How do you feel about Mexico's treatment of central american illegals?"
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cmon...I ask for something amusing not your political views
BaronOfHair
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"Honey, Uncle Sam stopped taking civil liberties seriously, back when S1 of The Patridge Family was still in production. You'll have more success convincing Bin Salman over in Saudi Arabia to stop beheading journalists he doesn't find sufficiently reverent"
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
Since she went dun and gone philo sofffical, I'd go with Calvin and Hobbes, "Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?"
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Duke, got any sexy comebacks? Lol
sevbucmash
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Reply: It's the damn jews poisoning our nation with browns, so we don't rebel against them. Sending back illegals is saving America, it's a holly thing to do. Along with illegals, Adrea, I'd also send all the jews, browns with citizenship, and other immigrants that make America brown, back to their native brown habitat in Africa and Latin America.
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This is painful to watch...
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Browns with citizenship? Some of those folks happens to be outstanding American citizens who gives back to their community….your views are racist as far as I’m concerned.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Actually I was asking about ice agents showing up to put ice on my balls after banging the crap out of your mom...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.