"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I may have just found the biggest, needy AFC.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup:

I realy realy realy REALY hope he was drunk! :crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i say we email him, bring him here....


What's soo sad is I know a guy that is going after this girl he acts like that... They aren't even dating she doesn't even like him like that and he leaves her messages talking about how he loves her and how he can't life without her.
 

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That was BRUTAL.

I'm off to pour drain-o in my ears to clean them out... :eek:
 

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On the bright side,

if you want to dump a girl without her being a stalker afterwards, this is the way to do it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Luveno
On the bright side,

if you want to dump a girl without her being a stalker afterwards, this is the way to do it.
LOL...

...but thats only IF you can bring yourself to act and say stuff like that, which in itself is deserving of an Oscar.
 

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I am your sunshine.
I'll love you til the end of time
There ain't noone like you
I'll love you until the day of doom
I am you-.....

.......that's enough.
 

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I made it to about a minute and a half before my cereal worked its way back up my esophogus.

BLAAAARGH.

Seriously, this guy will die alone.

Or with a fat chick.

Actually, I'm not sure which is worse.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HAHAHAHAHA holy ****. Oh my god.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: HOLY **** THAT ***** IS SINGING HAHAHAHA
 

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That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.

I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic :confused:
 

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Originally posted by AB500
That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.

I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic :confused:
Girls always give you this extremely narrow idea of what they mean. Seriously, she could have thought that it was romantic, but she could of also thought it was the worst thing ever because he sounds so desperate and needy.
 
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