"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I may have just found the biggest, needy AFC.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
This is an alternative link, since it seems the purevolume version is gone.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
What's soo sad is I know a guy that is going after this girl he acts like that... They aren't even dating she doesn't even like him like that and he leaves her messages talking about how he loves her and how he can't life without her.
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Master Don Juan
I'm off to pour drain-o in my ears to clean them out...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Master Don Juan
LOL...
...but thats only IF you can bring yourself to act and say stuff like that, which in itself is deserving of an Oscar.
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I'll love you til the end of time
There ain't noone like you
I'll love you until the day of doom
I am you-.....
.......that's enough.
backbreaker
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BLAAAARGH.
Seriously, this guy will die alone.
Or with a fat chick.
Actually, I'm not sure which is worse.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Girls always give you this extremely narrow idea of what they mean. Seriously, she could have thought that it was romantic, but she could of also thought it was the worst thing ever because he sounds so desperate and needy.Originally posted by AB500
That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.
I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic