"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I may have just found the biggest, needy AFC.
- Thread starter SmoothIsSex
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
This is an alternative link, since it seems the purevolume version is gone.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
What's soo sad is I know a guy that is going after this girl he acts like that... They aren't even dating she doesn't even like him like that and he leaves her messages talking about how he loves her and how he can't life without her.
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Master Don Juan
I'm off to pour drain-o in my ears to clean them out...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Master Don Juan
LOL...
...but thats only IF you can bring yourself to act and say stuff like that, which in itself is deserving of an Oscar.
Docs
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I'll love you til the end of time
There ain't noone like you
I'll love you until the day of doom
I am you-.....
.......that's enough.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
StrangeButTrue
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BLAAAARGH.
Seriously, this guy will die alone.
Or with a fat chick.
Actually, I'm not sure which is worse.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Girls always give you this extremely narrow idea of what they mean. Seriously, she could have thought that it was romantic, but she could of also thought it was the worst thing ever because he sounds so desperate and needy.Originally posted by AB500
That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.
I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic