"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I may have just found the biggest, needy AFC.
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
MetalFortress
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This is an alternative link, since it seems the purevolume version is gone.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
What's soo sad is I know a guy that is going after this girl he acts like that... They aren't even dating she doesn't even like him like that and he leaves her messages talking about how he loves her and how he can't life without her.
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I'm off to pour drain-o in my ears to clean them out...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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LOL...
...but thats only IF you can bring yourself to act and say stuff like that, which in itself is deserving of an Oscar.
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I'll love you til the end of time
There ain't noone like you
I'll love you until the day of doom
I am you-.....
.......that's enough.
backbreaker
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BLAAAARGH.
Seriously, this guy will die alone.
Or with a fat chick.
Actually, I'm not sure which is worse.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Girls always give you this extremely narrow idea of what they mean. Seriously, she could have thought that it was romantic, but she could of also thought it was the worst thing ever because he sounds so desperate and needy.Originally posted by AB500
That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.
I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic