"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I may have just found the biggest, needy AFC.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup:

I realy realy realy REALY hope he was drunk! :crackup:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i say we email him, bring him here....


What's soo sad is I know a guy that is going after this girl he acts like that... They aren't even dating she doesn't even like him like that and he leaves her messages talking about how he loves her and how he can't life without her.
 

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That was BRUTAL.

I'm off to pour drain-o in my ears to clean them out... :eek:
 

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On the bright side,

if you want to dump a girl without her being a stalker afterwards, this is the way to do it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Luveno
On the bright side,

if you want to dump a girl without her being a stalker afterwards, this is the way to do it.
LOL...

...but thats only IF you can bring yourself to act and say stuff like that, which in itself is deserving of an Oscar.
 

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I am your sunshine.
I'll love you til the end of time
There ain't noone like you
I'll love you until the day of doom
I am you-.....

.......that's enough.
 

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I made it to about a minute and a half before my cereal worked its way back up my esophogus.

BLAAAARGH.

Seriously, this guy will die alone.

Or with a fat chick.

Actually, I'm not sure which is worse.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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HAHAHAHAHA holy ****. Oh my god.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: HOLY **** THAT ***** IS SINGING HAHAHAHA
 

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That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.

I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic :confused:
 

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Originally posted by AB500
That clip made me want to cut my ears off with dull car keys and pour bleach in them.

I've sent it to a few girls already as a practical joke saying "from my heart to yours" to kill some time. One of them said it was romantic :confused:
Girls always give you this extremely narrow idea of what they mean. Seriously, she could have thought that it was romantic, but she could of also thought it was the worst thing ever because he sounds so desperate and needy.
 
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