blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
No biechh, its something a DJ would say... this is something an insecure person would say:
OregonDuckJuan said:
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I lift more cuz i have a bigger d1ck
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
afc_recovering
Don Juan
Your 5'8 160lb frame is lucky it didn't get knocked out. 
B4IFURU18?
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I bet that cop can correctly spell doughnut.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
i suppose, but then he would have to be an idiot to lay a hand on me. First for the following lawsuit, and 2nd for the claim i had to shove the bar up his ass for self defense.afc_recovering said:Your 5'8 160lb frame is lucky it didn't get knocked out.
afc_recovering
Don Juan
Ahh yes the great US of A.
Talk tough and hide behind your lawyor.
Talk tough and hide behind your lawyor.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
i agree, maybe the cops in canada are nicer, but the pigs down here are idiots, and i wish civilians had just a day to get back at them.Espi said:
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Peeves:
1. the jackasses who are there to socialize loudly and have a 6-man rotation going on the bench, followed by curls in the squat rack
2. chick music
3. guys who walk around giving unsolicited spots and form advice, especially when their style is lift as fast as possible
4. fat hairy dudes wearing beat-up, ill-fitting tank tops who leave their b.o. and back pubes on every piece of equipment they use
5. mr. isolation and his sidekick mr. volume - who have to do 10 sets of 20 reps for each head of each muscle group
1. the jackasses who are there to socialize loudly and have a 6-man rotation going on the bench, followed by curls in the squat rack
2. chick music
3. guys who walk around giving unsolicited spots and form advice, especially when their style is lift as fast as possible
4. fat hairy dudes wearing beat-up, ill-fitting tank tops who leave their b.o. and back pubes on every piece of equipment they use
5. mr. isolation and his sidekick mr. volume - who have to do 10 sets of 20 reps for each head of each muscle group
Lifting as fast as possible is a great way to lift. Who cares what other people are doing/wearing if they aren't affecting you? Especially when a lot of the complaints in this thread are unfounded, wanna-be macho BS.
And cops are like any other profession, there are good people and bad people doing it.
And cops are like any other profession, there are good people and bad people doing it.
OregonDuckJuan
Don Juan
blackbelt2k said:
Haha, and you know this how?
Why would a "DJ" say this? Wouldn't he have other things to worry about? Or is he busy holding-grudges and saying stupid things to people much bigger than himself?
Let me think on this for a second
Sounds like short man syndrome to me.
I lift more cause my diyck is bigger??
LMAO......Most people would have laughed straight on your face...after bending down, that is.
OK Napolean.....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
okay bigfoot, calm down, i didn't say i had a bigger dyck than you...relax, did a short guy fuk with you once and abuse your feelings..is this where all the anger is coming from? I'm really sorry, grow some balls/get off the pms estrogen b1tch fit, and enjoy the gym rantsOregonDuckJuan said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
LOL at this thread... I thought roid rage was fiction...:crackup:
Size really doesn't matter... Bruce Lee could kick all your asses and he was only 140-150 lbs.
Size really doesn't matter... Bruce Lee could kick all your asses and he was only 140-150 lbs.
OregonDuckJuan
Don Juan
blackbelt2k said:
There is no anger. I just originally said that most people would laugh at you for saying that.
You counter by calling me a "beeaitch" or however you spelled it.
I'm not angry.
And I don't really want to deal with this anymore, other than to say, you are the only calling 'beeeaitches" and you do it again in your latest post.
Internet tough guys are funny.....
Back to actual discourse, please.
Quiksilver
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Haha
Okay, pissing contest is over guys.
Another pet peeve of mine...
- Gyms that look like a women's day spa.
I just moved and went to visit several gyms in my new area before settling on one, and I suppose the main market around here are ladies, because most gyms in the area take on the appearance of a night lounge, with some lifting equipment in the middle. Come ON! What exactly are you there for?? To have a martini and do some curls?
Okay, pissing contest is over guys.
Another pet peeve of mine...
- Gyms that look like a women's day spa.
I just moved and went to visit several gyms in my new area before settling on one, and I suppose the main market around here are ladies, because most gyms in the area take on the appearance of a night lounge, with some lifting equipment in the middle. Come ON! What exactly are you there for?? To have a martini and do some curls?
stronglifts
Master Don Juan
Here are some more:
-Guys training chest/biceps 3x a week.
-Guys not training legs. "They get enough work from soccer/running".
-Guys not training their back "I don't see it in the mirror why bother".
-Guys performing a barbell curl like a power clean.
-Guys using a belt on all exercises, on every set.
-Guy who is clearly injured but insists on training through the pain.
-Guys who are jealous when you hit a PR. Just ask for help.
-Guys "taking revenge" from the fact your are stronger/bigger by spotting badly.
-Guy selling steroids at a trainee with only 1 month experience.
-Guy smoking a cigarette at the bar between 2 sets.
-Guy checking the mirror after every set.
-Guy sneaking at you while you're doing your set. "Just come & ask your question".
-Gay music at the gym.
-Gym owners who know nothing barbell training and don't care about what you need to grow stronger/bigger. As long as you pay & shut your mouth.
-Gym owner selling supps "to become bigger than Arnold in less than 2 week" to new clients.
-Gym owners who are only in for the money.
-Gym owners who don't want you to deadlift, floor press,... "Just use the machines like everybody else".
-Gym with bad opening hours.
-Gyms with only smith machines for squats/bench
-Gyms with 10kg/22lbs barbells vs. official olympic barbells.
-Gyms with barbells who have no knurling.
-Gyms with dumbbels with plastic handles.
-Gyms with dumbbels up to 50lbs.
-Girls who think you're trying to seduce them when you just want to avoid them getting injured when their form suck.
I'm glad I have a home gym.
-Guys training chest/biceps 3x a week.
-Guys not training legs. "They get enough work from soccer/running".
-Guys not training their back "I don't see it in the mirror why bother".
-Guys performing a barbell curl like a power clean.
-Guys using a belt on all exercises, on every set.
-Guy who is clearly injured but insists on training through the pain.
-Guys who are jealous when you hit a PR. Just ask for help.
-Guys "taking revenge" from the fact your are stronger/bigger by spotting badly.
-Guy selling steroids at a trainee with only 1 month experience.
-Guy smoking a cigarette at the bar between 2 sets.
-Guy checking the mirror after every set.
-Guy sneaking at you while you're doing your set. "Just come & ask your question".
-Gay music at the gym.
-Gym owners who know nothing barbell training and don't care about what you need to grow stronger/bigger. As long as you pay & shut your mouth.
-Gym owner selling supps "to become bigger than Arnold in less than 2 week" to new clients.
-Gym owners who are only in for the money.
-Gym owners who don't want you to deadlift, floor press,... "Just use the machines like everybody else".
-Gym with bad opening hours.
-Gyms with only smith machines for squats/bench
-Gyms with 10kg/22lbs barbells vs. official olympic barbells.
-Gyms with barbells who have no knurling.
-Gyms with dumbbels with plastic handles.
-Gyms with dumbbels up to 50lbs.
-Girls who think you're trying to seduce them when you just want to avoid them getting injured when their form suck.
I'm glad I have a home gym.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
damn strong...could you leave some for the rest of us to rant on, lol.. Although im kinda guilty of the training with pain thing. I just feel so bad not exercising.
stronglifts
Master Don Juan
Backing off periodically is good. Body & mind get some rest. Good for strength & motivation.blackbelt2k said: