blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
No biechh, its something a DJ would say... this is something an insecure person would say:
OregonDuckJuan said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I lift more cuz i have a bigger d1ck
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
afc_recovering
Don Juan
Your 5'8 160lb frame is lucky it didn't get knocked out. 
B4IFURU18?
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I bet that cop can correctly spell doughnut.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
i suppose, but then he would have to be an idiot to lay a hand on me. First for the following lawsuit, and 2nd for the claim i had to shove the bar up his ass for self defense.afc_recovering said:Your 5'8 160lb frame is lucky it didn't get knocked out.
afc_recovering
Don Juan
Ahh yes the great US of A.
Talk tough and hide behind your lawyor.
Talk tough and hide behind your lawyor.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
i agree, maybe the cops in canada are nicer, but the pigs down here are idiots, and i wish civilians had just a day to get back at them.Espi said:
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Peeves:
1. the jackasses who are there to socialize loudly and have a 6-man rotation going on the bench, followed by curls in the squat rack
2. chick music
3. guys who walk around giving unsolicited spots and form advice, especially when their style is lift as fast as possible
4. fat hairy dudes wearing beat-up, ill-fitting tank tops who leave their b.o. and back pubes on every piece of equipment they use
5. mr. isolation and his sidekick mr. volume - who have to do 10 sets of 20 reps for each head of each muscle group
1. the jackasses who are there to socialize loudly and have a 6-man rotation going on the bench, followed by curls in the squat rack
2. chick music
3. guys who walk around giving unsolicited spots and form advice, especially when their style is lift as fast as possible
4. fat hairy dudes wearing beat-up, ill-fitting tank tops who leave their b.o. and back pubes on every piece of equipment they use
5. mr. isolation and his sidekick mr. volume - who have to do 10 sets of 20 reps for each head of each muscle group
Lifting as fast as possible is a great way to lift. Who cares what other people are doing/wearing if they aren't affecting you? Especially when a lot of the complaints in this thread are unfounded, wanna-be macho BS.
And cops are like any other profession, there are good people and bad people doing it.
And cops are like any other profession, there are good people and bad people doing it.
OregonDuckJuan
Don Juan
blackbelt2k said:
Haha, and you know this how?
Why would a "DJ" say this? Wouldn't he have other things to worry about? Or is he busy holding-grudges and saying stupid things to people much bigger than himself?
Let me think on this for a second
Sounds like short man syndrome to me.
I lift more cause my diyck is bigger??
LMAO......Most people would have laughed straight on your face...after bending down, that is.
OK Napolean.....
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
okay bigfoot, calm down, i didn't say i had a bigger dyck than you...relax, did a short guy fuk with you once and abuse your feelings..is this where all the anger is coming from? I'm really sorry, grow some balls/get off the pms estrogen b1tch fit, and enjoy the gym rantsOregonDuckJuan said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
LOL at this thread... I thought roid rage was fiction...:crackup:
Size really doesn't matter... Bruce Lee could kick all your asses and he was only 140-150 lbs.
Size really doesn't matter... Bruce Lee could kick all your asses and he was only 140-150 lbs.
OregonDuckJuan
Don Juan
blackbelt2k said:
There is no anger. I just originally said that most people would laugh at you for saying that.
You counter by calling me a "beeaitch" or however you spelled it.
I'm not angry.
And I don't really want to deal with this anymore, other than to say, you are the only calling 'beeeaitches" and you do it again in your latest post.
Internet tough guys are funny.....
Back to actual discourse, please.
Quiksilver
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Haha
Okay, pissing contest is over guys.
Another pet peeve of mine...
- Gyms that look like a women's day spa.
I just moved and went to visit several gyms in my new area before settling on one, and I suppose the main market around here are ladies, because most gyms in the area take on the appearance of a night lounge, with some lifting equipment in the middle. Come ON! What exactly are you there for?? To have a martini and do some curls?
Okay, pissing contest is over guys.
Another pet peeve of mine...
- Gyms that look like a women's day spa.
I just moved and went to visit several gyms in my new area before settling on one, and I suppose the main market around here are ladies, because most gyms in the area take on the appearance of a night lounge, with some lifting equipment in the middle. Come ON! What exactly are you there for?? To have a martini and do some curls?
stronglifts
Master Don Juan
Here are some more:
-Guys training chest/biceps 3x a week.
-Guys not training legs. "They get enough work from soccer/running".
-Guys not training their back "I don't see it in the mirror why bother".
-Guys performing a barbell curl like a power clean.
-Guys using a belt on all exercises, on every set.
-Guy who is clearly injured but insists on training through the pain.
-Guys who are jealous when you hit a PR. Just ask for help.
-Guys "taking revenge" from the fact your are stronger/bigger by spotting badly.
-Guy selling steroids at a trainee with only 1 month experience.
-Guy smoking a cigarette at the bar between 2 sets.
-Guy checking the mirror after every set.
-Guy sneaking at you while you're doing your set. "Just come & ask your question".
-Gay music at the gym.
-Gym owners who know nothing barbell training and don't care about what you need to grow stronger/bigger. As long as you pay & shut your mouth.
-Gym owner selling supps "to become bigger than Arnold in less than 2 week" to new clients.
-Gym owners who are only in for the money.
-Gym owners who don't want you to deadlift, floor press,... "Just use the machines like everybody else".
-Gym with bad opening hours.
-Gyms with only smith machines for squats/bench
-Gyms with 10kg/22lbs barbells vs. official olympic barbells.
-Gyms with barbells who have no knurling.
-Gyms with dumbbels with plastic handles.
-Gyms with dumbbels up to 50lbs.
-Girls who think you're trying to seduce them when you just want to avoid them getting injured when their form suck.
I'm glad I have a home gym.
-Guys training chest/biceps 3x a week.
-Guys not training legs. "They get enough work from soccer/running".
-Guys not training their back "I don't see it in the mirror why bother".
-Guys performing a barbell curl like a power clean.
-Guys using a belt on all exercises, on every set.
-Guy who is clearly injured but insists on training through the pain.
-Guys who are jealous when you hit a PR. Just ask for help.
-Guys "taking revenge" from the fact your are stronger/bigger by spotting badly.
-Guy selling steroids at a trainee with only 1 month experience.
-Guy smoking a cigarette at the bar between 2 sets.
-Guy checking the mirror after every set.
-Guy sneaking at you while you're doing your set. "Just come & ask your question".
-Gay music at the gym.
-Gym owners who know nothing barbell training and don't care about what you need to grow stronger/bigger. As long as you pay & shut your mouth.
-Gym owner selling supps "to become bigger than Arnold in less than 2 week" to new clients.
-Gym owners who are only in for the money.
-Gym owners who don't want you to deadlift, floor press,... "Just use the machines like everybody else".
-Gym with bad opening hours.
-Gyms with only smith machines for squats/bench
-Gyms with 10kg/22lbs barbells vs. official olympic barbells.
-Gyms with barbells who have no knurling.
-Gyms with dumbbels with plastic handles.
-Gyms with dumbbels up to 50lbs.
-Girls who think you're trying to seduce them when you just want to avoid them getting injured when their form suck.
I'm glad I have a home gym.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
damn strong...could you leave some for the rest of us to rant on, lol.. Although im kinda guilty of the training with pain thing. I just feel so bad not exercising.
stronglifts
Master Don Juan
Backing off periodically is good. Body & mind get some rest. Good for strength & motivation.blackbelt2k said: