I lift more cuz i have a bigger d1ck

[Mr.Positive]

Ah...gym pet peeves. Gotta love 'em.

My biggest is probably people who don't put the dumbbells away on the rack where they belong. Especially when you are lifting heavier weight...

having to search for several minutes to find a missing 90lb dumbbell that some dumb@ss put in with the 25lb ones, because, you know, to save themselves the effort of walking an extra 15 feet to put it away, where it should be.

 

[blackbelt2k]

alright, i know everyone's gym has one of these, if not a few. The personal trainer that thinks heels are proper gym atire. I've seen women trainers explain and demonstrate exercises in heels, i felt so sorry for the poor chaps they were assigned to .

 

[speed dawg]

I always like the guys who talk loudly enough to share their meathead, cuss-filled conversations with everyone within, say, a 30-foot radius.

That's the worst there is. End of discussion. Male attention *****s. They come in all shapes and forms, these just happen to be the gym type.

 

[blackbelt2k]

have you guys met the guys taht check themself out after every rep? They seriously stand in front of the mirror and flex after every curl rep with...gasp...the 20 lb db, or 15

 

[ValleyDJing]

That would have been funny, except it didn't make a damn bit of sense.

 

[ChrizZ]

In my gym there is a guy who looks exactly like Dr.Beard. I´m not kidding, I couldn´t believe my eyes when I first saw him.

 

[mrRuckus]

Are you going to hold it against me if i'm holding 90 lb dumbbells and benching... or i'm on the the 13th rep of a heavy 15 rep set of squats, or deadlifting by 1RM and dare to make a peep?

And in the case of squats or leg press i'm probably in quite a bit of pain in my quads where the only thing that helps me ignore it is the pain in my lungs. I grunt my way through those last few reps and grit my teeth so hard my teeth start to hurt.

Guys who grunt and shout to the point where I lose concentration during my exercise, and when I look over...they're doing 40 pound dumbbell flat bench presses.

Why are you holding it against the guy for "only" using 40 lbs dumbbells and daring to struggle? Those 40 lbs might be your 120 lbs. Every bit as hard. Last thing i need is some jerk stronger than me who has been lifting years more than me looking down on me forgetting how hard it was when he was lifting my weights.

 

[Ratisson]

how about guys who go to the gym and wear tight muscle shirts to work out. OMG this pisses me off the most. Like, who are they trying to impress. When i go workout i put on the loosest clothing i can find. Why do these guys wanna show off their body at the gym?

 

[Quiksilver]

I personally wear a hoodie overtop of a tanktop when I work out. So, when I'm squatting i wear the hoodie to keep warm, then when i start worksets, i take it off for better performance. And I also wear a tank top doing DB Lunges, so all the pretty birds on the cardio equipment can ogle my 15" arms.

As to my pet peeve...

- the new gym I'm at plays britney spears and rihanna(sp), and pop songs.

- The only other complaint I have--i dont have many, i just dont pay attention to anyone/anything at my gym--is when you're searching for the 60lb dumbbells, and find only one of them. It's like, what the ****. Then you look up, can't see it anywhere or with anyone, and go on a manhunt, your workout forgotten. By the time you have the dumbbell, your concentration is ****ed, and the next set is dismal.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Then why don't you go into a San Francisco gym sauna and find out why you wish you hadn't for yourself?

Wasn't talking about you. I was talking about his little quip to the guy in the gym...about "being able to lift more cause he has a bigger d.ick?" Yeah, that makes sense.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Why do these guys wanna show off their body at the gym?

Lets think about that for a second. Hot girls like nice bodies...hopefully you can fill in the blanks from there.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

For me the worst is when you're all pumped up and doing a heavy set of either squats, bench, or any other heavy body work out, you're extremely focused and then some douche bag interrupts you in the middle and asks "how many more sets do you have"

OMG that happened to me too! I was ready to FSU... I was doing leg press (Wanted to know my 1 rep max) and this nerdy looking white boy comes up and is like... Can I do a set now! (Lookin pissed like he was waiting 20 min) So I was like... Yea go ahead. He gets on tries to do a few and then decides to stop with his leg all extended and starts doing calf raises. After doing 10 he gets off and walks away... lol I look at the people around me and they're holding their laughter back. Ahhh good times. :yes:

 

[ThreeStorms]

The three things that piss me off are
- ppl who leave plates ON THE FLOOR after changing weights. Happens all the time in college gym. They dont even put them back on the rack when they are about to leave; if I don't tell them too.
- gay guys who are eager to assist you on every exercise unless you order them to stop oO
- James Blunt (You're beautifuuuuull!!) during a squat/bench set.

 

[grr]

BB2k, I laughed but that was kind of stupid of you. I mean imagine if the reverse had happened. You'd be ****ing pissed. You also missed an opportunity to make some friends out of some local cops which always helps.

Anyway, I hate going to the gym during the day.

Lots of retired people.

They just stare at the young people like "WOW I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO FEEL SO YOUNG".

At least they don't use any free weights except dumbbells.

 

[blackbelt2k]

BB2k, I laughed but that was kind of stupid of you. I mean imagine if the reverse had happened. You'd be ****ing pissed. You also missed an opportunity to make some friends out of some local cops which always helps.

Anyway, I hate going to the gym during the day.

Lots of retired people.

They just stare at the young people like "WOW I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO FEEL SO YOUNG".

At least they don't use any free weights except dumbbells.

See you guys don't seem to get how much of a d1ckhead this guy was to me when he pulled me over.. he fvukcing tased me through my leathers, slammed onto his hood, and was a complete jerkoff. And why?!? because he tried to put me in cuffs, which when i saw, i obliged but at first was a little surprised and asked if it was really necessary. If i could have my way, i would have let him sink all the way down with the Barbell and laughed my ass off at him.

 

[Warboss Alex]

just then, a fat SOB who works out like, probably 1 once a month, arrives at the squat rack ahead of you.

No need to be sour just 'cause I'm quicker on my feet than you..

 

[mrRuckus]

- James Blunt (You're beautifuuuuull!!) during a squat/bench set.

I have to listen to this all the time:

"Darling Nicki" by Prince
I knew a girl named Nicki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine

 

[blackbelt2k]

I have to listen to this all the time:

"Darling Nicki" by Prince
I knew a girl named Nicki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine

my gym still has that castles in the sky song, beat that

 

[OregonDuckJuan]

Anyone ever heard of headphones.....

No offense but if someone said, it's cause I have a bigger dyick than you...I would just laugh in there face......that's something an insecure person would say......

 

[cuzza]

I could say that and get laughs. All depends upon the delivery. Although if you say it seriously, you would sound a ****.