"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I lift more cuz i have a bigger d1ck

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No biechh, its something a DJ would say... this is something an insecure person would say:

OregonDuckJuan said:
No offense but if someone said, it's cause I have a bigger dyick than you...I would just laugh in there face......that's something an insecure person would say......
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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afc_recovering said:
Your 5'8 160lb frame is lucky it didn't get knocked out. ;)
i suppose, but then he would have to be an idiot to lay a hand on me. First for the following lawsuit, and 2nd for the claim i had to shove the bar up his ass for self defense.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Espi said:
I know what you mean, but when it comes to cops, I wouldn't hesitate to sue them; generally speaking, I abhor them...

Actually, cops are the ones who talk tough and hide behind gun, but I wouldn't mind seeing how tough a cop is without his gun.
i agree, maybe the cops in canada are nicer, but the pigs down here are idiots, and i wish civilians had just a day to get back at them.
 

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Peeves:

1. the jackasses who are there to socialize loudly and have a 6-man rotation going on the bench, followed by curls in the squat rack

2. chick music

3. guys who walk around giving unsolicited spots and form advice, especially when their style is lift as fast as possible

4. fat hairy dudes wearing beat-up, ill-fitting tank tops who leave their b.o. and back pubes on every piece of equipment they use

5. mr. isolation and his sidekick mr. volume - who have to do 10 sets of 20 reps for each head of each muscle group
 

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Lifting as fast as possible is a great way to lift. Who cares what other people are doing/wearing if they aren't affecting you? Especially when a lot of the complaints in this thread are unfounded, wanna-be macho BS.

And cops are like any other profession, there are good people and bad people doing it.
 

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blackbelt2k said:
No biechh, its something a DJ would say... this is something an insecure person would say:

Haha, and you know this how?

Why would a "DJ" say this? Wouldn't he have other things to worry about? Or is he busy holding-grudges and saying stupid things to people much bigger than himself?

Let me think on this for a second


Sounds like short man syndrome to me.

I lift more cause my diyck is bigger??

LMAO......Most people would have laughed straight on your face...after bending down, that is.

OK Napolean.....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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OregonDuckJuan said:
Haha, and you know this how?

Why would a "DJ" say this? Wouldn't he have other things to worry about? Or is he busy holding-grudges and saying stupid things to people much bigger than himself?

Let me think on this for a second


Sounds like short man syndrome to me.

I lift more cause my diyck is bigger??

LMAO......Most people would have laughed straight on your face...after bending down, that is.

OK Napolean.....
okay bigfoot, calm down, i didn't say i had a bigger dyck than you...relax, did a short guy fuk with you once and abuse your feelings..is this where all the anger is coming from? I'm really sorry, grow some balls/get off the pms estrogen b1tch fit, and enjoy the gym rants
 
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LOL at this thread... I thought roid rage was fiction...:crackup:

Size really doesn't matter... Bruce Lee could kick all your asses and he was only 140-150 lbs.
 

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blackbelt2k said:
okay bigfoot, calm down, i didn't say i had a bigger dyck than you...relax, did a short guy fuk with you once and abuse your feelings..is this where all the anger is coming from? I'm really sorry, grow some balls/get off the pms estrogen b1tch fit, and enjoy the gym rants

There is no anger. I just originally said that most people would laugh at you for saying that.

You counter by calling me a "beeaitch" or however you spelled it.

I'm not angry.

And I don't really want to deal with this anymore, other than to say, you are the only calling 'beeeaitches" and you do it again in your latest post.

Internet tough guys are funny.....

Back to actual discourse, please.
 

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Haha

Okay, pissing contest is over guys.

Another pet peeve of mine...

- Gyms that look like a women's day spa.

I just moved and went to visit several gyms in my new area before settling on one, and I suppose the main market around here are ladies, because most gyms in the area take on the appearance of a night lounge, with some lifting equipment in the middle. Come ON! What exactly are you there for?? To have a martini and do some curls?
 

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Here are some more:

-Guys training chest/biceps 3x a week.
-Guys not training legs. "They get enough work from soccer/running".
-Guys not training their back "I don't see it in the mirror why bother".
-Guys performing a barbell curl like a power clean.
-Guys using a belt on all exercises, on every set.
-Guy who is clearly injured but insists on training through the pain.
-Guys who are jealous when you hit a PR. Just ask for help.
-Guys "taking revenge" from the fact your are stronger/bigger by spotting badly.
-Guy selling steroids at a trainee with only 1 month experience.
-Guy smoking a cigarette at the bar between 2 sets.
-Guy checking the mirror after every set.
-Guy sneaking at you while you're doing your set. "Just come & ask your question".
-Gay music at the gym.
-Gym owners who know nothing barbell training and don't care about what you need to grow stronger/bigger. As long as you pay & shut your mouth.
-Gym owner selling supps "to become bigger than Arnold in less than 2 week" to new clients.
-Gym owners who are only in for the money.
-Gym owners who don't want you to deadlift, floor press,... "Just use the machines like everybody else".
-Gym with bad opening hours.
-Gyms with only smith machines for squats/bench
-Gyms with 10kg/22lbs barbells vs. official olympic barbells.
-Gyms with barbells who have no knurling.
-Gyms with dumbbels with plastic handles.
-Gyms with dumbbels up to 50lbs.
-Girls who think you're trying to seduce them when you just want to avoid them getting injured when their form suck.

I'm glad I have a home gym.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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damn strong...could you leave some for the rest of us to rant on, lol.. Although im kinda guilty of the training with pain thing. I just feel so bad not exercising.
 

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blackbelt2k said:
damn strong...could you leave some for the rest of us to rant on, lol.. Although im kinda guilty of the training with pain thing. I just feel so bad not exercising.
Backing off periodically is good. Body & mind get some rest. Good for strength & motivation.
 
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