“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!

Desdinova

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"I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!"

No you fvcking didn't. You're full of 5hit. I'm sick of reading this line on internet forums.

What other stupid lines and internet lingo are you sick of seeing on internet forums?
 

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
I choked on water once while reading something. that's why I don't drink it anymore.
You didn't choke because of the water, so that's really not fair towards the water. Plus, you'll dehydrate soon enough.
 

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I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
 

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I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Originally posted by KOSR
I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
Hahah the pigeon guy! Good times.
This board wouldn't be the same without the occasional character like him or Bjerte.
 

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b.s

Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

All those seconds add up eventually:rolleyes: ... I find that there is nothing wrong with it, it also helps keep things UNformal at times, which is helpfull.


Laterz...
 

Centaurion

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im not a speach nazi. hell, i dont follow all the rules all the time. but still, i find it frigging annoying, thats all.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.
 

Climax

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look at it THIS way...

Originally posted by Easy Tiger
I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.

Its called having respect and the common decency to let the person know that you are sorry about what happened, and at times when someone is feeling really down, those comments can help alot. :rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

I think the appropiate word right now is "ditto" though I don't know anything about it's meaning.
 

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hey ~ªêQµïTª$~ remember this

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Is that nor fogery? and what possesed you to write such non-sence like that? If i were a mod i would bann u without 2nd thought for doing that.. wtf? :confused: Your immatirity doesnt belong on these forums! :mad:
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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