Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!

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"I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!"

No you fvcking didn't. You're full of 5hit. I'm sick of reading this line on internet forums.

What other stupid lines and internet lingo are you sick of seeing on internet forums?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Panda 2000

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
I choked on water once while reading something. that's why I don't drink it anymore.
You didn't choke because of the water, so that's really not fair towards the water. Plus, you'll dehydrate soon enough.
 

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I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
 

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I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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duke007

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Originally posted by KOSR
I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
Hahah the pigeon guy! Good times.
This board wouldn't be the same without the occasional character like him or Bjerte.
 

Climax

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b.s

Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

All those seconds add up eventually:rolleyes: ... I find that there is nothing wrong with it, it also helps keep things UNformal at times, which is helpfull.


Laterz...
 

Centaurion

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im not a speach nazi. hell, i dont follow all the rules all the time. but still, i find it frigging annoying, thats all.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.
 

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look at it THIS way...

Originally posted by Easy Tiger
I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.

Its called having respect and the common decency to let the person know that you are sorry about what happened, and at times when someone is feeling really down, those comments can help alot. :rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

I think the appropiate word right now is "ditto" though I don't know anything about it's meaning.
 

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hey ~ªêQµïTª$~ remember this

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Is that nor fogery? and what possesed you to write such non-sence like that? If i were a mod i would bann u without 2nd thought for doing that.. wtf? :confused: Your immatirity doesnt belong on these forums! :mad:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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