Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!

Desdinova

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"I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!"

No you fvcking didn't. You're full of 5hit. I'm sick of reading this line on internet forums.

What other stupid lines and internet lingo are you sick of seeing on internet forums?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Panda 2000

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
I choked on water once while reading something. that's why I don't drink it anymore.
You didn't choke because of the water, so that's really not fair towards the water. Plus, you'll dehydrate soon enough.
 

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I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
 

Centaurion

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I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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duke007

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Originally posted by KOSR
I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
Hahah the pigeon guy! Good times.
This board wouldn't be the same without the occasional character like him or Bjerte.
 

Climax

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b.s

Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

All those seconds add up eventually:rolleyes: ... I find that there is nothing wrong with it, it also helps keep things UNformal at times, which is helpfull.


Laterz...
 

Centaurion

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im not a speach nazi. hell, i dont follow all the rules all the time. but still, i find it frigging annoying, thats all.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.
 

Climax

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look at it THIS way...

Originally posted by Easy Tiger
I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.

Its called having respect and the common decency to let the person know that you are sorry about what happened, and at times when someone is feeling really down, those comments can help alot. :rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

SamePendo

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Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

I think the appropiate word right now is "ditto" though I don't know anything about it's meaning.
 

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hey ~ªêQµïTª$~ remember this

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Is that nor fogery? and what possesed you to write such non-sence like that? If i were a mod i would bann u without 2nd thought for doing that.. wtf? :confused: Your immatirity doesnt belong on these forums! :mad:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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