"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!

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"I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!"

No you fvcking didn't. You're full of 5hit. I'm sick of reading this line on internet forums.

What other stupid lines and internet lingo are you sick of seeing on internet forums?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Panda 2000

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
I choked on water once while reading something. that's why I don't drink it anymore.
You didn't choke because of the water, so that's really not fair towards the water. Plus, you'll dehydrate soon enough.
 

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I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
 

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I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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duke007

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Originally posted by KOSR
I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
Hahah the pigeon guy! Good times.
This board wouldn't be the same without the occasional character like him or Bjerte.
 

Climax

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b.s

Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

All those seconds add up eventually:rolleyes: ... I find that there is nothing wrong with it, it also helps keep things UNformal at times, which is helpfull.


Laterz...
 

Centaurion

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im not a speach nazi. hell, i dont follow all the rules all the time. but still, i find it frigging annoying, thats all.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.
 

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look at it THIS way...

Originally posted by Easy Tiger
I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.

Its called having respect and the common decency to let the person know that you are sorry about what happened, and at times when someone is feeling really down, those comments can help alot. :rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

I think the appropiate word right now is "ditto" though I don't know anything about it's meaning.
 

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hey ~ªêQµïTª$~ remember this

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Is that nor fogery? and what possesed you to write such non-sence like that? If i were a mod i would bann u without 2nd thought for doing that.. wtf? :confused: Your immatirity doesnt belong on these forums! :mad:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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