"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!

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"I just spit coffee all over my computer screen reading that!!!"

No you fvcking didn't. You're full of 5hit. I'm sick of reading this line on internet forums.

What other stupid lines and internet lingo are you sick of seeing on internet forums?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Panda 2000

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
I choked on water once while reading something. that's why I don't drink it anymore.
You didn't choke because of the water, so that's really not fair towards the water. Plus, you'll dehydrate soon enough.
 

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I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
 

Centaurion

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I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by KOSR
I read that threat about the pigeon guy today, and I did in fact almost spit out some oatmeal in laughter :D
Hahah the pigeon guy! Good times.
This board wouldn't be the same without the occasional character like him or Bjerte.
 

Climax

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b.s

Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

All those seconds add up eventually:rolleyes: ... I find that there is nothing wrong with it, it also helps keep things UNformal at times, which is helpfull.


Laterz...
 

Centaurion

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im not a speach nazi. hell, i dont follow all the rules all the time. but still, i find it frigging annoying, thats all.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.
 

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look at it THIS way...

Originally posted by Easy Tiger
I hate the whole "You are in my prayers" line whenever someone announces bad news.

"My dog died..."

"Poor so and so, you are in my thoughts and prayers".

I just reeks of BS - people making a conscious effort to pray for anonymous internet personas.

Its called having respect and the common decency to let the person know that you are sorry about what happened, and at times when someone is feeling really down, those comments can help alot. :rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
I hate 'lol'

And people who Write Like This, oR lIkE tHiS. And ooh, all those ****ers who shorten all the words

two - 2
you - u
why - y etc..

whoopy ****ing doo you saved 0.000001 seconds by writing like that.


****ing retards.

I think the appropiate word right now is "ditto" though I don't know anything about it's meaning.
 

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hey ~ªêQµïTª$~ remember this

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Is that nor fogery? and what possesed you to write such non-sence like that? If i were a mod i would bann u without 2nd thought for doing that.. wtf? :confused: Your immatirity doesnt belong on these forums! :mad:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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