"I have a boyfriend"

[Poonani Maker]

I found this video helpful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5aL1SMPAuI

 

[R19]

Solid response mostwantedbabyfather, and thx for the video link Poonani Maker. Gotta find some g zero situation management stuff...

 

[pjtheman]

her: i have a boyfriend

me: ok, i don't date girls who settle for second best

 

[hornio]

I have no idea if something similar has been posted, but i don't want to read through all the pages.

but this reply always raises a smile

"Well i guess we will have to be discreet then..."

 

[steviecruiser]

the last girl who said this to me ended up tongue wrapping with me on the dancefloor of a club lol

 

[Rodge]

This isn't original, I modified from something on another site:

"I have a boyfriend."

"I stubbed my toe this morning."

"?"

"Oh, I thought we were talking about our problems."

 

[comic_relief]

Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: "Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean that I can't score"

I scored

Her relationship was nonexistant (myspace relationship where they don't talk on the phone or in person) and they broke up the next week

comic_relief

 

[Hughman]

Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: "Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean that I can't score"

I scored

Her relationship was nonexistant (myspace relationship where they don't talk on the phone or in person) and they broke up the next week

comic_relief

That's just know as an excuse, one which you beat *thumbs up*

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As for my retorts it depends on the context:

Me: "So, you single?"
Girl: "No, I have a boyfriend."
Me: "Well, that's too bad. He's not insecure and jealous is he?"

Or

Me: "Blah blah blah"
Girl: "Blah blah, me and my boyfriend"
Me: *ignore comment, keep gaming* - if no progress - *ignore girl, switch target, "So you and your boyfriend happy together? (judge reaction) etc*

or

Me: "We should hang some time. Got a number I can get you on?"
Girl: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Me: "I didn't ask if you had a boyfriend or not. That information is inconsequential to me. He isn't real needy and clingy is he?" (or another neg on the boyfriend, or make it apparent I'm cool with her dating several guys*

 

[Jay kay]

Best thing is to not respond when she says she has a boyfriend, If she does then thats fine, if she doesn't then that still fine, many girls will always have someone they can call a boyfriend, but sure enough she can find a better one right...:yes: The worse mistake you can make is mentioning if she has a boyfriend and if she does you are just giving her a reason to talk about him. Remember the only time a girl will tell you if she has a boyfriend is if you show to much interest a the beginning or possibly if you say something ridiculous.

I have a sister that has a boyfriend who tells me this, and i have gone out with her to bars with her and her friends. When she sees a guy she likes she acts like she doesn't have a boyfriend. A boyfriend is an obstacle to the desired outcome- winnering her over/getting a date/****ing her. So if she tells you she has a boyfriend continue gaming her. All YOU have to do is get them to believe they want you to **** them and it's on!

 

[joedmango]

her: i have a boyfriend

you: oh, really thats good. Let's have a dinner date with your Boyfriend and my Girlfriend as well. So we can all be friends.

 

[nateistoraw]

lol to the cross-examination thing. But there is really nothing else you can do but plant a seed and wait for rebound(WHILE YOU ARE SINGLE).lol

move along like that song

 

[Ace33]

Haha did it work?

 

[nismo-4]

Her: I have a boyfriend.

Wow, even ugly girls have boyfriends these days.

LOL

That's because guys go after any girl they think is single. Poor/ ugly guys usually don't have options or have strongly relied on luck to meet women. They have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and just settle or take what girl is given to them.

 

[nismo-4]

Girl: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: "And since when has that bothered me?"

Or similar. I'd have to have built good rapport first though.

Stealing girlfriends is fun.

No, stealing girlfriends (especially HB8+'s) is mandatory.

 

[Just a Shot Away]

Me: Lunch?
Her: "I can't...I have a boyfriend."
Me: *snaps fingers* Should've known.
Her: Why?! It's not ASSUMED....

That really made it worse. She kept trying to like, cheer me up or something as I was making my escape. She was probably lying too.

 

[Ddon1]

"Yeah well so do I. Whats your point?"

 

[booster]

nothing.

you dont say anything at all.

you end the conversation and turn your attention to a girl who doesn't have a bf.

Its that simple.

 

[jc.dunn]

"you look like you could use 2"

 

[pinhas]

"great, he can make us breakfast in the morning"

"so, how does it feel to be in a perfect relationship", to which she will answer its not perfect, and you can say, "then what stops you from having coffee with me.."

"you don't have to convince me someone else finds you attractive..."

 

[mang0]

Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Me: *Whip cracking sound*
Her: Uhh, wh-
Me: *Double whip cracking sound*