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i think i might be too rude with these neg hits lol.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I got slapped today!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
exactly. u need to find a line of wat u could get away with and wat is jus outright rude and stupid. basically, anything gross is jus rude, so dont neghit stuff like that. stick to non personal things, man. trust me, it works better than makin fun of her bathroom habitswe all eat food said:
its when u tease a girl about something she wears, says, does, looks etc. not meant to be mean, but funny. makes the girl laugh and see ur not a pvssy, while at the same time knocking down her B!tch ego, lol. read some post about them to learn how to do it.Bizzaro said:
GaryUranga
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this whole thread is hilarious, the ppl trying to make it seem like she likes him and the people calling other dumbasses for thinking it AND that line was pretty funny.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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This thread made my day.
BBX
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im gonna let we all eat food deliever the outcome to this...drum roll please
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GUESS WAHT GUYS
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
anyways i got some follow up, so my friend broke up with the girl that slapped me. I saw her at the mall alst night and hung out with her and her friends. Now since i didnt give a fluck, i decided to be a DJ and sexual and ****, and now she told me that im her friends with benefits, and if i ever want sex i should just call her.
hahah so i win. tellin girls to sit down when you pee gets you punane
BBX
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this just goes to show u nukkas that u can do anything if u feel right about it, this site is bull, hell, all u guys on this site could be afc's how do i kno. theres only one guy on this site that i could truthfully say is a dj and hes in my sig. lol, so the moral of the story is he got a fb yaya
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Oh and, BBX was with me at the palisades mall last night. so he was an eye witness. Shes a good girl but like i had confidence to say that to her so i though my chances were ruined, and i went for it. =D
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people sometimes take the theory to heart, the original comment wasnt a "neg hit" it didnt mean anything then people went crazy about it, it doesnt have to be perfect to work
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yeah... exactly. all i said was quit putting labels on things that arent what they are.GaryUranga said:
"calm down you crazy blah blah" is not her "neg hitting" you.
"you sit down when you blah blah" is not "****y and funny"
alright, she digs you... NOW. only because you didnt act like a immature 8th grade retard that last time you seen her.
"OKAY BOYSIES! LETS GET SOME POON BY BEING "DJ"'s... JUST TELL ALL GIRLS THEY THEY SIT DOWN WHEN THEY TICKLE! IT'S BOUND TO GET YOU SOME!"
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Plec07
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LMFAO I love that line. I'm gonna spend all day tomorrow looking for a reason to say that to somebody. But you know I'd love to see somebody say that to a teacher.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.
Just before anybody flames me I aint saying it's a line that will get you interest from a girl or anything. Just that it's a great line to say as a comeback to put b*tches that think they're better than you in their rightful place.